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Who can ever forget Thanksgiving 2009.
On November 25 three years ago, The National Enquirer reported that Tiger Woods was having a secret, torrid affair with NYC nightclub manager Rachel Uchitel.
Then, around 2:30 am on November 27, Woods peeled out of his home in his Cadillac SUV and crashed into a fire hydrant, a tree, and some hedges on his street.
He was treated for minor injuries and ticketed for careless driving. In a statement, he called it a “private matter” and credited his wife for helping him out of the car.
Soon, we would learn that Woods’ then-wife, ElinMore >
Tiger Woods has been living under a microscope ever since his Thanksgiving night car crash in 2009 brought his many salacious affairs to light.
Things haven’t gone well for him on the golf course since, and last weekend in Dubai, his struggles went beyond a mediocre tie for 20th place.
The golfer spit on the 12th green after missing a par putt during Sunday’s final round of the Dubai Desert Classic and incurred a fine. Watch:
“The Euro Tour is right – it was inconsiderate to spit like that and I know better. Just wasn’t thinking and want to say I’m sorry,” heMore >
Elin Nordegren, perhaps the world’s richest, most eligible single-mom divorcee, turns 31 years old on this first day of the new year. Happy birthday!
Tiger Woods may be the greatest golfer ever, but Elin delivered the most lucrative shot in history with one swing of the 9-iron. Now she’s moved on.
If Tiger had any brains, he wouldn’t have pawed Devon James, Jaimee Grubbs and their ilk. Was it worth it, man? Nine figures later, probably not.
Tiger Woods in the last 12 months has gone from a life of seclusion with almost a 100% media blackout to starting his new life as a Tweeting celebrity.
After a day of eating traditional thanksgiving food, including Pumpkin and Apple pie, Woods tweeted his workout to his followers:
Hope everyone had a great thanksgiving. I just finished a pretty tough cardio session this morning because of all the apple and pumpkin pie.
I guess it’s baby steps for Woods as he enters the Twittersphere, but heck it’s a whole lot better than what he would have been Tweeting last year if he had already been onMore >
To the surprise of no one, it turns out the Tiger Woods sex tape being promoted by Devon James is a fake – according to the dude who co-starred in it!
Teneal Goyco, a vague Tiger look-alike, says he was paid cash to “pretend to be Tiger Woods” during a taped two-hour tryst with piece of work Devon.
The man claims he was paid $1,000 to impersonate Woods in sex scenes with James, who had him “dress” like Tiger, complete with Nike hat and vest.
OUTTA THE WOODS: Tiger is no sex tape star. Of course, he’s still being spoofed in a sex tape with a woman he once slept with and a dude dressed upMore >
One day, Taylor Swift might appear on Glee.
For now, though, the young singer is making the rounds and promoting her upcoming album in a number of television and print interviews. One of the latest, with Parade Magazine, features Swift opening up about life, love and her biggest fear. Excerpts are below.
On love: Love is fascinating. Wishing for it, pining for it, and the anger that comes when you lose it. I used to think that I could figure out some pattern to love, like if you don’t text a guy back for a half hour, he’ll like you more. But there is no pattern. Absolutely nothing isMore >
Devon James insists she is in possession of a Tiger Woods sex tape. We don’t believe her at all, but you gotta give her credit for the effort put into these lies.
Like George driving all the way to his fake house in the Hamptons hoping his in-laws would blink first (some classic Seinfeld quotes), there’s no stopping her.
Producer/husband Nick James says Devon and Tiger’s sex video will be available Friday, with the XXX release moving forward “no matter what.”
Devon James is relentless with her tall Tiger tales.
“I was told there was a bid by his lawyers to buy the tape but so far no dealMore >
Nordegren first spoke about her large settlement, telling People:
“Money doesn’t make you happy, but I have to be honest, it is making some things easier….”
She goes on to talk about the stress the sex scandal caused her, including her battle with weight loss, insomnia and how she began losing her hair just weeks before her divorce was finalized.
Nordegren also cleared up misconceptions about the now infamous SUV accident, telling the celebrity magazine that she wouldMore >
It’s official, the next time Tiger Woods sleeps with a hooker it probably won’t cost him $100 million (unless he gets her pregnant). That’s the rumored amount in assets Woods is paying to Elin Nordegren now that their divorce has been finalized.
Elin, 30 and Tiger, 34, were both in Bay Country Circuit Court in Florida on Monday to witness as their 6-year long marriage was dissolved.
According to the law firm of McGuireWoods:
“Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods confirmed today that they have divorced. Judgment was entered today in Bay County (Florida) Circuit Court dissolving the marriage,”
As we reported yesterday, Rachel Uchitel joined the cast of Celebrity Rehab. Amazingly, her addiction is not having affairs with married celebrities, but drugs.
Of the prescription variety: Ambien to be precise.
That ring any bells? It should, considering that she did the drug with Tiger Woods, whose Ambien-fueled sex romps with his chief mistress are no secret.
He also dreamed of an Uchitel-Derek Jeter-David Boreanaz threesome during an Ambien-fueled dream at one point, but that’s a story for another time.
In new email messages between Uchitel and Woods obtained by Radar Online, theMore >
That whole schpiel about having more respect for golf in Tiger Woods’ public mea culpa? As insincere and manufactured as his pre-sex scandal image.
Not that he’s Mel Gibson, but when he unleashes a string of vulgarities like he did at the British Open this weekend, it can’t help his public perception.
The guy had no problems finding the hole for years – if you know what we mean! – but he’s struggling now! We mean his putting is way below average.
Woods, who finished tied for 23rd and has not won a tournament in 2010, is heard berating himself in the clip below: “Why the f–k did you doMore >
They say silence is golden. In this case, think Fort Knox golden.
We reported yesterday evening that the Tiger Woods divorce is final, or nearly final, and that his estranged wife Elin could receive a $750 million settlement.
Today, additional sources say that while nothing has been officially filed, lawyers for both sides are close to reaching an agreement for “about $700 million.”
That mammoth sum, which entails Elin Woods keep all details of Tiger’s life and cheating scandal confidential, has grown as negotiations have progressed.
Elin has balked at the confidentiality clause, and thusMore >
A recently discovered DNA test is pointing to a definitive no that Tiger Woods is not in fact the father of Devon James’ child.
TMZ found the DNA test courtesy of James’ mother, the test was taken in 2002 and shows another man, Pele Watkins is almost certainly (with 99.99% accuracy) the father of her child.
If that isn’t enough, Devon James received notification of the DNA test from her doctor’s office in 2002, which means she has known for 8 years that Tiger Woods is not the babies dad.
While rumors may not suffice, you can click here to see the official document courtesy of TMZ.
Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren met separately with divorce attorneys Tuesday for the second straight day, fueling speculation that a split may be imminent.
Elin met with a divorce attorney Monday and Tuesday at her rented house in Orlando, while Tiger met with his legal team on both days well, sources say.
“The divorce is moving ahead,” said an insider, noting that the meetings are the result of negotiations speeding up. “They are trying to work out the terms.”
One of the main topics being discussed is custody of their two small children, which “has led to negotiations about where TigerMore >
Embattled golf legend Tiger Woods finished fourth at the U.S. Open this weekend, just as he did at the year’s previous major championship, The Masters.
The similarities didn’t end there, as those airplane banners that taunted him in Georgia back in April made an appearance yesterday in California, as well.
Suffice it to say, someone has way too much time, money and interest in Tiger Woods’ personal life, and this comes from a celebrity gossip site, no less.
Ted from NationalSkyAds.com was hired by an anonymous person to fly two banners over Pebble Beach yesterday, in honor of Tiger Woods’More >