During his tour stops around the country, Charlie Sheen has made it clear: he wants to return to Two and a Half Men, even telling a crowd in NYC that he’d be willing to write an apology to Chuck Lorre.

There’s just one problem: Warner Brothers does not want the actor back, and it’s sick of him implying there’s any possibility of the company reuniting with the star.

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Warner Brothers has actually sent a letter to Sheen’s lawyer that says Charlie’s “statements” about negotiating for a return “are false.” It adds:

“As you know, there have been no

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