Randy Quaid says it would be a “hoot” to tour with Charlie Sheen. Not sure that will ever happen, but it would indeed be a hoot, among other things.

Quaid floated this screwball proposition to Canada’s Globe and Mail this week. “It’s apropos to his situation, and apropos to my situation,” he said.

Whatever you say, Randy. Whatever you say.

OPENING ACT? This would be the one way to make Sheen’s tour crazier.

Quaid, who co-starred with Charlie in Major League II, No Man’s Land and The Wraith, wouldn’t be able to do U.S. shows, of course. Just Canada.

Randy and his insane wife Evi are living

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