Armed with a machete, Charlie Sheen is prepared for battle.

In a text message to People – soon after he was fired from Two and a Half Men, climbed to the rooftop of a building in Beverly Hills and posted his most disturbing edition of Sheen’s Korner yet – the troubled star wrote:

Put yourself in my shoes for one warlock nanosecond. At some point there is nothing to say. Only war to wage … The winds are howling tonight. The gods are hungry. The beast is alive. And awake. And deadly.

Charlie Sheen is armed and definitely dangerous… to himself. [Photo: WENN.com]

On the professional front,

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