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JEAH!! Ryan Lochte to Trademark Catchphrase
9 months ago
Olympic swimming great Ryan Lochte has apparently filed the paperwork to trademark his signature catchphrase, “Jeah.” Yes, Ryan Lochte has his own catchphrase, and yes, that catchphrase is the word “Yeah” only with a J.
The application is pending.
Custom Lochte DVDs, gift cards, mugs, drinking glasses, trading cards, calendars, posters, swimsuits, swim caps, sports hats, and water bottles? #JEAH!!!
Ryan is already selling the merch on his official site. Unclear if he’s making any real money with it, but the 28-year-old evidently thinks there’s potential.
If you were wondering, Ryan says
More >Chris Harrison on Ryan Lochte as The Bachelor: Two Conditions …
9 months ago
Rumors of Ryan Lochte as The Bachelor are swirling ever since the Olympics, and last night, host-pimp Chris Harrison says he’s very much open to the idea.
With a couple of caveats, that is:
- Lochte must wear a Speedo the entire season.
- Absolutely no peeing in pools at the mansion.
“That’s part of the deal” Harrison said at The Expendables 2 premiere in Hollywood. “Did you see him in his Speedo? I mean, all of America stopped.”
“It’s a female driven show, come on!”
Lochte, who will guest star on 90210 this fall, said of the Speedo stipulation, “That’s fine … I usually already am. There’s
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Ryan Lochte Inspires "Call Me Maybe" Parody
9 months ago
Ryan Lochte has officially made it.
Not because this 28-year old American defeated Michael Phelps yesterday in the 400 Individual Medley, but because he’s the subject of a new “Call Me Maybe” parody, which focuses on the rivalry between these two Olympic swimmers and whose lyrics include:
Strange pecs, taking bong hits/Stay smooth, shave your armpits/Where you think you’re swimming, Mikey?
Hey, I’m not Michael, don’t eat at Subway/But this is my year, so call me Lochte/It’s hard to swim right, by Phelps baby/But this is my year, so call me Lochte.
Earlier in the week,
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