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Jersey Shore Recap: JWoww Catches Crabs, Snooki is a Legit Criminal
1 year ago
Yes, that actually happened on this week’s Jersey Shore … in one sense.
Last night’s episode saw Roger knock some fool out, while the gang partook in a lot of water sports. Again, not as dirty as it sounds. Plenty idiotic, but not that dirty.
Later on, Lola the rabbit went to Karma and Ron got a mini-bike. Aww! How did everything else play out in Seaside Heights? Let’s recap Jersey Shore, THG style!
Roger KO’d the dude who started messing with JWoww at the end of last week’s episode. Not too much of a cliffhanger there … have you seen Roger?! Plus 9.
Snooki gets upset when her boyfriend
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1 year ago
Despite reports of their imminent replacement at the end of the next season’s filming, the Jersey Shore cast is not going anywhere just yet.
“I think we’re irreplaceable,” Paul “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio said Friday.
At an appearance at the Palms in Vegas, he adds, “I don’t think they could replace us. They’d just be people trying to be like us, anyway.”
On Friday, MTV denied the reports, with a spokesman they have “no plans to recast the show,” which recently finished filming Season 4 in Italy.
“It’s more of the guys getting into the drama,” Pauly said of the gang’s adventures in the old
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Report: 50 Cent Signing Pauly D to G-G-G-Unit!
2 years ago
Rhode Island’s most famous DJ and rap’s biggest gangsta, together at last.
Pauly D is close to joining forces with G-Unit, 50 Cent’s label, as 50 desperately wants to sign the Jersey Shore star and has offered a three-album deal.
In a sign of the apocalypse – but not one you can really get upset about ’cause c’mon, who doesn’t love Pauly D – the two sides are nearing a contract.
The Jersey Shore pimp/DJ met with Fiddy and his people in NYC last week, where they discussed the lucrative record deal and a Pauly D merchandise line.
Specifically, Pauly D-brand headphones, obviously.
Nothing’s
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Jersey Shore Season Finale Recap: GET OUT! I AM DONE! DONE!!!!!!
2 years ago
Jersey Shore’s third season ended not with a bang, but with a thud. After 13 weeks, we’re as exhausted by Sammi and Ronni as the reality stars themselves.
There were many fun, hilarious times in Season 3, but the enduring image will be that of a couple so desperately in love … and so loathsome of one another.
As always, THG breaks down some of the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes in our official +/- recap below. For the last time until Italy, let’s DO THIS:
Breaking up is hard to do. For you. It’s REALLY hard for these idiots.
We pick up where we left off last week. OMG, Ron and Sam are
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Jersey Shore Recap: A House Divided, Absurd
2 years ago
Abraham Lincoln famously said that “A house divided against itself cannot stand.” Yet a Jersey Shore house divided against itself only stands to be more entertaining.
In this week’s installment, friction between Ronnie and Sammi forces peeps to choose sides, while a stalker returns, Deena wears all denim and so much more.
As always, THG breaks down some of the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from the episode in our official, patented +/- recap below. Let’s get it ON!
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Vinny and Snooki grow closer on a lunch date. Cute, but Minus 10 for the profound words
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Jersey Shore Recap: Welcome to the Guido Circus!
2 years ago
This week on Jersey Shore, Vinny and Pauly road tripped it to Staten Island, JWoww grew suspicious of Roger, and in the world of Ronnie and Sammi … sigh.
Where do we even begin. Like Pauly D, we may kill ourselves if this goes on much longer. So what happened after Sammi’s shady texts to Guido MacGyver?
As always, THG breaks down some of the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from the episode in our official, trademarked +/- recap below. Let’s get it ON!
OH YEAH, BABY: Ron and Sam are so in love for these 12 seconds.
Let’s just get this out of the way early. Ronnie and Sammi stop fighting
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Jersey Shore Recap: Defying the Laws of Intelligence
2 years ago
Pranks were again off the proverbial hook this week on Jersey Shore, with The Situation getting the better of Deena and Snooki, but later getting served himself.
Also, Sammi’s back. Freaking wonderful.
To be honest, though, it’s probably best from a dramatic standpoint that the Horror of Hazlet returns. Two weeks of practical jokes is probably sufficient.
As always, THG has broken down some of the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from the episode in our trademark +/- recap below. Let’s get to it:
DUCK PHONE REVENGE: Plant marshmallows around this house, will they …
Ronnie’s father
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Classic Jersey Shore Clips: The Prank War
2 years ago
Pauly and Vinny. Snooki and Deena.
Oh, it was on like Donkey Kong on Jersey Shore last week. As we noted in our official episode recap, this was a prank war of epic proportions.
Some of the practical jokes were funny, others lame, and some downright filthy in the truest sense of the word. Fecal waste was involved.
Who emerged victorious? Guys? Girls? Did we lose just by watching? Check out Team Bromance battling Team Snarf/Sloppopatumus here and see:
Jersey Shore Prank War – It’s So On
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Jersey Shore Recap: Sloppopatumus Unclogged!
2 years ago
In the aftermath of Sammi’s exit from Jersey Shore last week, Ronnie was down in the dumps. The rest of the gang seemed focused more on absurd pranks.
Despite the title, “The Great Depression” was lighter fare than more recent episodes, with fewer epic meltdowns and more bathroom humor – quite literally.
As always, THG has broken down some of the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from the episode in our trademark +/- recap below. Let’s get to it:
THAT’S JUST WRONG: Pauly’s discover was dirty even by JS standards.
Right off the bat for using the show to pitch Britney Spears’ new music
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Jersey Shore Recap: She’s Finally Outta Here!!!
2 years ago
This week’s Jersey Shore marked the departure of Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola. A permanent exist, we think – and hope – after the fight to end all fights.
As much as we aren’t sorry to see her go, we’ll give her this much – she went out in style after a blowout with Ronnie Magro that exceeded even their standards.
This comprised most of the memorable Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from the episode, as we’ve broken down, as always, in our trademark +/- recap below:
BOILING POINT: Ron wants Sam’s stuff out of here … with her on top of it.
Ronnie confronts The Situation for violating guy
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Jersey Shore Recap: Why is the Ocean Salty?!
2 years ago
Snooki met a new juicehead, Pauly D made amends with his stalker, Ronnie bled out of a major orifice and broke up with Sam, again, on last night’s Jersey Shore.
Perhaps most notable, though, was Snooki’s marine biology expertise. Thanks to Nicole Polizzi, we now know why the ocean is salty. Nasty whale sperm, obvi.
This and many other memorable Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night are broken down by THG, as always, in our trademark +/- recap below:
SPECIAL EXAM: This is what it’s like for viewers watching Sammi onscreen.
Things are good in the Jersey Shore house. It’s just the
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Pauly D to Judge Miss Jersey Shore UK Pageant
2 years ago
Who better than Pauly D and Vinny Guadagnino to determine the best of the best at a “Miss Jersey Shore” contest being held next week in the UK?
The stars of the MTV reality show are judging the competition at London’s Mahiki nightclub. What does the winner get? We have no earthly idea.
However, they do get to hang out with Pauly and Vinny. Win-win. Pauly D told THG his ideal mate is gorgeous, funny and loyal. Ladies, take note.
AWWW YEAH: Miss Jersey Shore UK yeah!!
The duo will be looking for a British girl who can match their “hot, tanned, sexy and fun-loving” co-stars, or even Sammi
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Jersey Shore Recap: If I Were Sober, I’d Be Bored
2 years ago
Last night on Jersey Shore, Snooki got sprung from the can but soon reverted to her old ways, while Ronnie’s doppelganger was discovered at the club and JWoww’s relationship problems with Tom Lippolis reached a tipping point.
A relatively tame episode after Snooki’s epic bender, but a good one.
As always, THG breaks down all the best Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night’s installment of the MTV show in its trademark +/- recap below:
WHAT A QUACK: Snooki’s dad relays his disappointment.
He’s disappointed, but Snooki’s dad takes the whole thing pretty well. Guess when your
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THG EXCLUSIVE: Pauly D Previews Jersey Shore Season 3, Muses on Fame, Dishes on Spinoff!
2 years ago
It’s Pauly D’s world. The rest of us just live here.
Jersey Shore is back this week, and Pauly spoke with THG and our TV counterpart, TV Fanatic, this week about some of the drama in Seaside Heights.
He also mused about fame and discussed with us some of the finer things in life – hair products, tanning beds and DJing, natch. Here’s our interview:
It’s good to be Pauly D.
You seem like the most genuine, friendly person in the Shore house. Is that just your nature, or is everyone else that much more crazy?
That’s exactly how I am. I went on the show just being myself, and how I am back
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