Breaking news from the bastion of journalistic integrity, OK Weekly: Jennifer Aniston is having a baby on her own! Again! She must have like nine by now!

Why else would she put her house, with its wide-open floor plan that is SO not family friendly, on the market? “It’s no place to raise a baby,” she confided.

The star is so focused on adopting a baby and her future as a mom that she’s making “enormous sacrifices,” according to this 100 percent accurate story:

IT’S A DONE DEAL: Seriously, her house is for sale.

Hilariously, the OK! story says zilch about Jen’s actual plans to adopt a

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