Every Charlie Sheen interview and quote is more hilarious than the previous one, until we’re forced to remember: the guy is a father of five. He’s somehow been the primary parent of two-year old twins during the last few weeks of partying and ranting.

But that’s no longer the case. Hours after Brooke Mueller successfully filed a restraining order against her ex-husband, authorities arrived at Sheen’s house last night and took little Bob and Max into custody.

Charlie Sheen is now on Twitter, as evidenced by this photo of him and Rachel Oberlin, as well as this message: My sons are fine …

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