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Drunk Heidi Montag Just Wants to Bone Spencer Pratt

It’s brutal, but Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag must forego sex on the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother … well, aside from the one scene deemed too hot for TV.

It’s a lot harder to get freaky, that’s for sure.

“I wanna get naughty,” a drunk Heidi told Spencer on the reality show this week. “I want more. I want all of you. It’s been too long. I’m in a drought.”

Pratt then instructed her to finish her wine.

The spouses of nearly four years don’t shy away from PDA (would you expect otherwise), so Spencer smacked that ass. “I like that a lot. Again, again!” Heidi slurred.

“What do I

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Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Disaster Details, Photos: Revealed (Again)!

LMAO. At this point, that’s about all we can muster when we see stories about Heidi Montag and her myriad plastic surgery debacles. What a joke.

Just to recap, the reality star underwent countless operations to become the human Barbie doll, all in the name of becoming/remaining a celebrity.

When that didn’t work out, The Hills got axed and she went broke, she began working the reverse angle … milking this “disaster” for sympathy!

There’s nothing new about this cover story. NOTHING.

Spare us next week, Life & Style. Every Heidi Montag plastic surgery story has already been done. Wow, she

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Shun, Call Out "Hypocrite" Darlene Egelhoff

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt recently renewed their vows, and didn’t even think to invite her estranged mother, Darlene Egelhoff. The reason for that is simple, they say – she’s a “hypocrite” just trying to piggyback off Speidi’s fame.

How you can piggyback off of a couple who’s also teetering on bankuptcy is unclear, but Speidi insists Darlene’s words don’t match her actions.

Heidi, three people she no longer speaks to, and Spencer.

“She’s so into The Hills and she thinks she’s like this Hills girl now,” Heidi Montag said. “She’s calling up all the tabloids. If she cares, she would

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Heidi Montag: Happy With Body, Spencer Pratt

Just a month after calling off her fake divorce from Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag is just gushing about the man she married and plans on keeping forever.

In Las Vegas for the Pure Nightclub Halloween party she hosted last night, the surgically enhanced reality star put to rest any doubts that Speidi will last.

“It’s been a long summer, but we are together,” Montag told the Las Vegas Review-Journal, “I’m so excited to be in Vegas and to have our friends there.”

Wait … Speidi has friends somehow? [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

No word if the reunited Hills couple wore matching

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Karissa Shannon Bends Over Pumpkin, Further Comment Unnecessary

Really, there’s not a lot to add to this pic of Karissa Shannon and Sam Jones III, her boyfriend and sex tape partner, enjoying wholesome, festive fall activities.

With the Karissa Shannon sex tape due out any day now, the two of them gave us a preview of sorts, albeit by accident. You don’t pose like this on purpose.

Or maybe you do, if you’re a poor woman’s Heidi Montag

UGGGGH: This is harder than … forget it. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Read the rest here: Karissa Shannon Bends Over Pumpkin, Further Comment Unnecessary

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Heidi Montag wants to downsize her giant boobs

(HMG) – Has Heidi Montag finally come to her senses, at least about her cosmetic surgery addiction?   Heidi  23, has been in the headlines of late following reports that her ex, Pratt, is trying to sell their privately filmed sex tapes for big money. She now claims she wants to live a simple life in Costa Rica.

“I just really want to get out of Hollywood … I don’t have anything back home: no family, no friends.”

The reality star endured 10 hours under the knife last November to achieve her “perfect” body including size “E” or “F” cup breasts, almost died from a Demerol overdose during

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Heidi Montag And Karissa Shannon, Girl-On-Girl Sextape

Here’s a new flame to add to the Speidi sex tape scandal, apparently Spencer Pratt unearthed a tape showing Heidi Montag and Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon in some girl-on-girl action.

TMZ is reporting that Spencer got his idea to share his and Montag’s sexcapades after discovering the video.

Apparently Spencer realized his sextapes could be worth a small fortune after viewing the girl-on-girl tape and he then approached adult video production company Vivid Entertainment with his own Montag tapes.

Karissa Shannon has verified that such a tape exists, but she also believes Spencer Pratt

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Happy Birthday, Spencer Pratt!

Spencer William Pratt was spawned 27 years ago by Mephistopheles his loving parents. Happy birthday – a few days belated – to the infamous reality TV villain!

We regret missing Pratt’s actual birthday, Saturday, but must pay tribute today just the same. After all he’s brought to our lives, it was simply not negotiable.

Here’s a brief Spencer Pratt career retrospective.

  • 2005: Served as manager/publicist/agent/stylist for BFF Brody Jenner.
  • 2006: Began dating Heidi Montag, resulting in big ratings for The Hills and the end of Montag’s relationship with Lauren Conrad for unknown
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Heidi Montag to Lauren Conrad: I Miss You!

Heidi Montag wants to get in touch with her inner nature girl again. She also longs for her old BFF back, and nostalgically watches repeats of The Hills.

The plastic princess, who was inexplicably booted off the show in its final season and recently filed for divorce from Spencer Pratt, is lost these days.

Her family and what few friends she has left can’t get in touch with her, and she’s been oddly absent from her beloved celebrity sites’ photo galleries.

What’s she been up to?

“Watching old Hills [episodes],” the ‘Tag Tweeted at two of her former MTV co-stars. “I miss you

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Heidi Montag Files For Divorce; Spencer Pratt Calls Marriage a "Show" For The Hills

Ever since the first reports of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt splitting up, Hills fans understandably assumed wondered if it was another big PR hoax.

Looks like it isn’t.

Almost two months after the plastic princess went to court seeking legal separation from the puppet master, the reality star has filed for divorce.

Heidi Montag cites the usual “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the pair’s split in a divorce petition filed in Santa Monica, Calif., Court.

“Heidi has amended her petition for separation and has filed a petition for dissolution of marriage from Spencer Pratt,”

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt: Back Together?

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have both kept an uncharacteristically low profile publicly since their separation, but what’s going on behind the scenes?

We know you were dying to know.

By all indications, Heidi was moving forward with plans to divorce Spencer, who even confirmed the end of the reality TV match made in heaven … or so we thought until comments by her model friend, Lauren Stone, after stopping by her pad.

She wasn’t the only guest: Spencer Pratt was there.

“I saw Spencer, he seems really normal. He actually showed us his new project he’s working on,” Stone said. “He showed

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Heidi Montag Pulls Out of Reality Show; Jen Bunney Still Interested in Project

The Hills is history. Now Heidi Montag’s would-be reality show is too.

We know this must be devastating news, but try to keep it together.

The star planned to pair up with pal and former Hills hanger-on Jen Bunney on the world’s worst reality show this year, but the Bun says that’s off.

Well, for Heidi at least. She’s still interested!

“I was supposed to do a reality show with Heidi, but it looks like some things have changed,” Bunney writes on her blog, which apparently exists.

Heidi Montag and Jen Bunney, pre-face realignment.

What’s more, she doesn’t know if “Heidi wants to be involved

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Spencer Pratt Says “Blame Addiction” Led To His Breakup

Spencer Pratt says he’s so addicted to fame that even his ex-wife Heidi Montag couldn’t keep up with him.

Pratt, 26, spoke with People Magazine and admitted that he loves all types of press (bad and good) and he couldn’t separate that press from his relationship with Heidi.

Heidi Montag filed for legal separation from Pratt on June 28th and based on that split Pratt had the following to say:

“We love each other but I’m a famewhore and I’ll never grow out of it. [Heidi] knows that and doesn’t want that,” he explained. “I want every kind of press. She believes in bad press. There’s no way

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The Hills Recap: Brody Jenner is "Seeing Someone"

As we gear up toward what can only be described as an epic series finale July 13, the penultimate episode of The Hills certainly featured a lot of things going on.

Some of them possibly even real!

Heidi Montag’s sister Holly and Darlene Egelhoff, their mom, lamented that Heidi has gone totally off the rails. They’ve been trying to reach her but can’t.

Kristin Cavallari puts it all out there and says she has feelings for Brody Jenner, but he isn’t really reciprocating the fake love. Lo and Stephanie also star.

Here’s THG’s recap of Tuesday’s The Hills, “Loves Me Not” …

O RLY? YA RLY: Brody

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Heidi Montag’s Justin Bieber Tweet May Be More Creepy Than We Thought

A tweet recently appeared on the Twitter account of talentless twit Heidi Montag in which she said, “@justinbieber now that I am getting divorced I think you and I should do a photo shoot together! Cutie ! I’m closer to your age….” now we’re learning from the queen of plastic herself that it wasn’t her message.

Heidi is insisting that her account was hacked by her soon to be ex-husband Spencer Pratt, an attempt no doubt to discredit her. Wait did I just say discredit and Heidi Montag in the same paragraph, perhaps that was a poor choice of words when describing Heidi’s position in

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