Posts tagged mike sorrentino
“Here’s The Situation” Debuting This Election Day [Book]
2 years ago
On November 2 many of us will cast our votes for local and national politicians and then we can buy a copy of Here’s The Situation the book being released by Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.
Here’s how Mike describes his first foray into literature:
A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore “as my guide to the ‘Jersey Shore,’ battle plans for the club, a primer on grenades and wingmen, and tips for ridding yourself of all levels of clinger.”
Here’s an excerpt for the sure to be hit:
More >“Battle it, bro … The deep, thumping
GQ Magazine Makeover For Men Of ‘Jersey Shore’ [Pics]
2 years ago
The men of Jersey Shore each carry their own signature style, heck Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has even turned that style into a fashion business, but when GQ Magazine came calling they convinced the boys to give up their styles for a day with a front cover and photo spread makeover.
The issue featured Pauly with a new hairstyle and offers some “words of advice” from the guys…barf. Here’s some of that “advice.”
More >Vinny: “I used to be a trainer, and 90 percent of the people who use trainers are women and old people. But it can be good—I used to train other trainers.”
DJ Pauly D: “It
US Patent And Trademark Office Denies “The Situation” Trademark Request
2 years ago
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino may be a household name among reality TV fans and sure he’s one of the highest paid reality TV stars of all time, with earnings expected to top $5 million by the end of 2010, but apparently his “The Situation” nickname mixed with his fame wasn’t enough for him to be granted a trademark on his popular name.
The US Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) rejected Mike’s request for “The Situation” name. According to TheSmokingGun.com Sorrentino hoped to trademark the name and then release a T-Shirt line.
According to USPTO, a trademark that was too similar to his
More >Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Buys Used Bentley
2 years ago
What does being an annoying Guido get you for your troubles? If your “The Situation” from MTV’s hit show Jersey Shore it gets you a Bentley.
Okay, so it gets you a used 2008 Bentley coupe, not a newer model, but the $100,000 price tag is still an impressive amount of money to drop on a vehicle when you’re only making $40,000 an episode on a show that’s sure to lose it’s appeal soon enough.
In all fairness to Mike, he does have a clothing line, an upcoming stint on Dancing With The Stars and he’s expected to earn $5 million before the years out. That leaves him with just enough money for
More >Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Joins ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Season 11
2 years ago
ABC’s hit dancing reality series Dancing With The Stars is being invaded by the Jersey Shore, specifically by Mike Sorrentino, better known as The Situation on the networks hit TV series about Guido’s, drinking and abs.
According to OK! Magazine Sorrentino will appear on the 11th season of DWTS, where he’ll perform such dances as the foxtrot and hip hop numbers. Perhaps this foray into hip hop will go better than the release of his lousy rap single.
The full cast for the 11th season of Dancing With The Stars will be announced on Monday, August 30th from 8-10pm by hosts Tom Bergeron and
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“The Situation” Work Out DVD Arriving This Winter
2 years ago
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of Jersey Shore fame will be releasing a workout DVD this winter.
Sorrentino has already announced a clothing line, released a rap single (it’s awful in-case your curious) and is making big bucks for being a talentless twit.
The DVD as should be expected focuses on turning your abs into a 6 or even an 8 pack, hopefully it involves Sorrentino talking as little as possible.
What do you think? Are you willing to purchase a Sorrentino ab workout routine. As much as I can’t stand anyone on the Jersey Shore, he does have “The Situation” going on (that would be
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Jersey Shore Recap: Creepin’ on South Beach Hard
2 years ago
Creepin’: adj. 1. To sneak about unnoticed and in mysterious fashion; typically but not necessarily to convey the message that one is a sexual being. 2. To cheat.
Last night on Jersey Shore, Ronnie continued his sleazy, drunken antics, Angelina sort of made up with peeps and Vinny may have done the unthinkable.
How did it all play out in episode three of season two? THG’s got it covered …
Steamed over her “brother” being slapped in the face three times. JWoww threatens to beat up Angelina since Pauly can’t. What are sisters for? Plus 3.
Angelina Pivarnick claims to not remember what she
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Jersey Shore Season Two Premiere Recap: Gym, Tan, Smush, Huh?
2 years ago
The greatness/awfulness that is Jersey Shore is back. As advertised, Season 2 features a new shore (pity Miami Beach), but the same crazy. And then some.
We were concerned that the cast’s celebrity status would diminish the show’s luster, but the genuineness of these characters (for better or worse) was there.
So was the entertainment. While predictable, it was great to have The Situation, Snooki, Pauly D, J-Woww, Ronnie, Sammi, Vinny and that other girl back.
Here’s The Hollywood Gossip‘s scientific plus-minus recap …
En route to pick up the Sitch, Pauly D sums up Northeast winters:
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Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Could Be Close To New MTV Contract
2 years ago
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is already making $10,000 an episode to act like a total moron on MTV’s hit TV show Jersey Shore and now we’ve learned that his contract for further seasons could reach much higher.
According to TMZ, the network has offered “The Situation” a one-time bonus ranging from $60,000 to $180,000 based on ratings for Season 2 in Miami. They have also proposed paying Sorrentino somewhere between $27,500 – $45,000 per episode for Season 4.
Under MTV’s new plans, season two would be broken up into seasons 2 and 3 (in which Sorrentino is already making $10k per episode),
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The Situation to Release Workout DVD
2 years ago
If you’ve ever wanted to look as ripped as Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino from Jersey Shore, well here’s your chance. You don’t even have to take HGH either.
The reality star is releasing a workout DVD so his fans can get their own abdominal situation on. He shot the video in New Jersey the other day with GT Media.
Sources tell the N.Y. Post the “intense total-body workout” includes a “bonus abs” section. The man manages a gym on Staten Island … he knows his stuff.
Dude is so ripped, his pants can’t even stay buttoned.
No word yet if Sorrentino, who is also releasing a clothing line
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The Situation: Looking For Love
2 years ago
If you’ve seen him on TV, you know he’s not exactly dying to be exclusive with anyone. But that doesn’t mean Mike Sorrentino isn’t looking around for love.
But what exactly is The Situation looking for?
“I’m a Cancer and I’m Italian,” he said at the launch of NoX Edge, the workout steroid supplement. “I like to take care of people and do nice things. It doesn’t matter if her hair is blonde or brown, but she must be giving and generous, like myself.”
“Looks are big,” Mike concedes, while evaluating any romantic options.
Maybe for long-term prospects, anyway. Dude hooked up with Snooki.
Can
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Jersey Shore’s ‘The Situation’ Releasing A Rap Album?
2 years ago
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of Jersey Shore fame doesn’t just want to stick to his day job of annoying America while constantly flashing his abs, he wants to release a full rap album, probably about going to the gym, tanning, and how hard it is to be a juiced up guido making $10k an episode for basically doing nothing.
Sorrentino spoke with PopEater and said that while he’s released one song about his abs and life, he’s currently in the studio to work on a few remixes which will be featured on an upcoming full album:
“I’m lyrically gifted, so to speak, and definitely not too bad on the
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“The Situation” Clothing Line. Yet Another Jersey Shore Attack
2 years ago
Jersey Shore star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino isn’t happy just being an annoying reality star who no one will remember in a few years, now he wants to assault our better tastes with a clothing line no one will be wearing in a few years. The line is set to hit retailers this summer.
Shockingly he actually found a sponsor for his work the New York based “couture” house Dilligaf. The line is set to debut right before the second season of Jersey Shore season 2.
So far none of The Situations sketches for the line have been spotted, hopefully there as good as his rapping. Please recognize the
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Jersey Shore Producers: The Situation is a Diva
3 years ago
If you thought his attempt at rap was difficult to stomach, sources on the set of Jersey Shore say The Situation’s diva-like antics are making him a pain to deal with.
The Sitch (Mike Sorrentino) has become an egomaniac convinced he knows more about making a hit show than the producers or MTV – and he’s calling the shots.
As one source summed up the matter of the Staten Island gym manager, “It’s gotten ridiculous. If we tell [Mike] not to cross the street, he will. He just defies us.”
Moreover, the producers are trying to keep the cast real, despite the guys and girls being
More >Bad Situation: Jersey Shore Star Attempts Rap Career
3 years ago
We were just thinking that The Situation from Jersey Shore needed to embark on a rap career and release a song called “The Situation” when lo and behold!
The hot track hits iTunes next week. The Sitch knows a thing or two about wife-beaters, but his beats? Would you call them ill – or will they simply make you ill?
A collaboration with Fatman Scoop, DJ Class, The Disco Fries, the song may be one of the worst attempts at music in history even after all the sound effects.
But who are we to judge? Take a listen and vote for yourself:
The Situation RapsWhat do you think of The Situation’s
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