Posts tagged melissa-gorga
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Attitude Is Forever
2 weeks ago
The Real Housewives of New Jersey opens up season 5 with a “Garden State of Emergency” and we recap all of the ignorance and attitude in our THG +/- review.
The Housewives return to the Jersey Shore to witness the devastation of Hurricane Sandy. Entire neighborhoods are destroyed and as someone who spent summers at the Jersey Shore, it is heartbreaking to witness.
Of course it’s s little hard to shed any tears for the housewives as they tour their once opulent vacation homes. Minus 15. As Caroline points out, there are real people whose only homes got swept away by the
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Melissa Gorga "Officially Done" with Teresa Giudice
8 months ago
Following last night’s Real Housewives of New Jersey season finale, Melissa Gorga has a message for Teresa Giudice:
SEE YA!
Having watched her costar scheme with Kim DePaola to expose her supposed past as a stripper, something that took place over a year ago but which first made the air now, Gorgoa has opened up to Us Weekly.
“Anyone with two eyes can see that it was a complete setup,” Gorga tells the tabloid. “Watching the episode brought back so many emotions. I was sick. It makes me want to stand in front of Teresa and scream at her. It makes my skin crawl.”
Melissa says
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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Public Displays of Rejection
11 months ago
How does a Real Housewife hit rock bottom? When she has no one left to hear her whine. That’s the place Teresa Guidice found herself in during “Public Displays of Rejection” and we’ll recap the crying and cursing in our THG +/- review.
What doesn’t Teresa understand? Jacqueline was upset about the magazine saying she was going to jail and confronted her about it. Minus 10 because I don’t see what’s the big deal.
But Teresa calls it an ambush. I’ll give her a plus 3 because once Caroline jumped into the fray it sort of felt like one but that wasn’t Jacqueline’s intention. Teresa’s biggest
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Bring Feud to The View, Conduct Separate Interviews
1 year ago
Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga and Kathy Wakile of The Real Housewives of New Jersey appeared on The View yesterday. But the castmates did not do so as a group.
Due to what she referred to as “family issues,” Giudice refused to conduct her interview alongside Gorgoa and Wakile, telling the co-hosts:
“We have family issues that we need to resolve and I didn’t think that today was the appropriate time, you know, in front of an audience and it to be done in just a few minutes.”
We gotta give props to the Bravo producers for staging this controversy and finding a way to extend the feud beyond
More >Melissa Gorga on Teresa Giudice Gold-Digging Diss: Hurtful!
1 year ago
The Real Housewives of New Jersey kicked off season four last night, and very little looked or sounded different to veteran viewers of this franchise.
Main case in point: Melissa Gorga is still have problems with Teresa Giudice, especially after the latter claimed – during the premiere – that Gorga would leave Teresa’s husband, Joe, if a “richer man” came along.
“I’m trying everything I can to bite my tongue and give a pass here and there, but [her comments] hurt because that’s family,” Gorga told Us Weekly after the episode aired. “What she said [about Joe and I] made no sense. She had
More >Melissa Gorga Dons Fat Suit, Is a Total Moron
1 year ago
Melissa Gorga strolled around Times Square this week for a few hours, although even the most loyal Real Housewives of New Jersey fans would not have recognized her.
That’s because the reality star donned a fat suit for a segment that will air on Entertainment Tonight Thursday. The goal? To look like a 400-pound woman and prove that society treats the overweight different than the beautiful.
The real Melissa Gorga wants to set a body standard impossible for the average woman to live up to. The fake Melissa Gorga was to look like she cares.
Of course, this could have been done in another
More >The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Keepin’ it Classy in Punta Cana
1 year ago
The Real Housewives of New Jersey made their way to the Dominican Republic’s Punta Cana this week with one question on their minds. Can’t we all just get along?
What are the odds of that? Let’s find out in our +/- recap!
Have you ever noticed how incredibly blinged out Teresa’s phone is? Plus 5 because I don’t think you could fit one more sparkle, sequin, or rhinestone and still be able to speak.
But the trip really starts off with the packing. Seriously, they’re going away for four days and Teresa has nine bags. And I’ve never seen so much leopard print luggage in my life. Apparently
More >The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Child’s Play No More
1 year ago
Everyone is really stepping it up (or at least trying) on The Real Housewives of New Jersey this week. THG recaps it all in our +/- review …
Teresa’s doing photo shoots for her second book and the entire family is involved. Between Joe complaining, Teresa whining, the kids screaming, and the parents looking somewhere between bored and annoyed, it’s the photo shoot that just won’t end.
The photographers earn a Plus 9 because I’m guessing they had no idea what they were getting themselves into and they still managed some decent shots.
Rich is an idiot. Victoria is 16 and Rich is telling
More >Melissa Gorga Actually Releases a Single
1 year ago
We so wish we were making this up, but Melissa Gorga has come out with a single.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey star premiered “On Display” during a radio appearance with Ryan Seacrest this morning.
The track was produced by Soul Diggaz – who has worked with real artists such as Beyonce, Missy Elliot, Mary J. Blige, Bow Wow and Kelly Rowland – and can now be compared with other “singers” from the Bravo franchise who have released singles. They include:
- Kim Zolciak – “Tardy for the Party” and “Google Me”
- Countess LuAnn – “Money Can’t Buy You Class”
- Danielle Staub – “Real Close”
Where
More >The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: "Auld Lang Syne For an Eye"
1 year ago
It’s New Year’s Eve and The Real Housewives of New Jersey are descending on The Brownstone to celebrate. Will they make it to midnight without a brawl?
Let’s check it out in THG’s +/- review!
Caroline’s still doing her radio show and good for her. Her advice is right on the money. You never know what the new year might bring and don’t let bitter people affect your goals. She earns a Plus 10 for the positive message.
But not everyone is taking her advice.
Teresa seems determined to be bitter and mean while Melissa keeps throwing out an olive branch. Did you catch some of those digs she
More >The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Grinch’s Last Name is Guidice
1 year ago
It’s still Christmas in Jersey and we get to spend the festive morning with all the families. Who has the Christmas spirit and whose can use a little work?
Let’s run it down in THG’s +/- review:
Why can’t Teresa stop causing trouble? It’s only been a few weeks since she and her brother started speaking again. Having them show up for Christmas Eve is a big deal considering where their relationship was just a short time ago.
But Teresa can’t let it be. When she hears the Gorgas are heading over to Kathy’s she can’t hold her tongue. She even tries to use the kids to make her point. Minus 10
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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: A Gorga Holiday Extravaganza
1 year ago
Christmas got out of control in Jersey Sunday night, but was anyone really surprised? Let’s run down all the festivities in THG’s +/- review.
We picked up where we left off last week at the Gorgas. Melissa and Joe took pictures of the toys that were brought for the children’s hospital.
They’re proud but honestly, considering the crowd, that wasn’t a lot of toys. Certainly not fifty grand worth. Minus 7 for making it out to be more than it was.
I really wonder if the charity aspect was just a creative way to try and write off their excessive party on their taxes.
The party quickly turned
More >The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: A Very Guido Christmas
1 year ago
The Real Housewives of New Jersey are back and hosting their very guido Christmas. Let’s see what the holiday spirit brings with THG’s +/- recap!
Caroline’s daughter Lauren is in a bit of a funk or as Caroline says, she’s in full on bitch mode. Apparently poor Lauren is feeling left out. Her big brothers have moved away and she’s got no one left to play with.
Seriously though, her brothers are nice enough to give her a key to their place and she still whines. Minus 7. Time to grow up. Your brothers are older. They have their own lives. You’re not 16. Get over it and find one of your
More >Melissa Gorga: I Am Not a Gold Digger!
1 year ago
Melissa Gorga just doesn’t get it. Why does Teresa Giudice gotta play her like this?
Asked about her sister-in-law this week, the latest Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member replied: “When I hear her call me pretty much a gold digger, it’s like putting a knife in my heart and twisting it, because I know that she knows that’s not true.”
Gorga has been under attack all season long – read our critic’s latest take on the show HERE – but says in response to Teresa’s accusations:
“Joe and I have been married for seven years and have three kids. We went through a time where we couldn’t even
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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Stick It!
2 years ago
The Real Housewives of New Jersey are back and the Guidice-Gorga feud continues. Let’s rehash it all with our +/- review of all things Housewives!
Another Housewife wants to be a singer. It’s a shock, I know. Minus 7 for these shows rehashing the same plots over and over again.
At least Melissa Gorga seems to have a voice but she needs some professional training. And as much as I dislike Joe Gorga, his support of Melissa’s dream was sort of sweet. Although I’m sure having a rockin’ pop star for a wife would certainly stroke his ego. Still, I’ll give him a Plus 2 but it hurts me to do
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