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The Real Housewives of New York City: Slutty Island
8 months ago
St. Barts becomes “Slutty Island” as The Real Housewives of New York City kick their girl’s vacation into high gear, but an extra guest changes everything. We recap who is in need of medication and who should just go home in our THG +/- review.
It’s the night after LuAnn’s tryst with Tomas and she’s being unusually quiet or as Sonja says, LuAnn is in “clamp down mode.” Whatever you want to call the Countess sure looks guilty. Minus 7. Was one night with Tomas really worth it?
I wonder if there’s any real guilt here. Would anyone be surprised if LuAnn and Jacques had an open
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The Real Housewives of New York City: The Party Is Toast
9 months ago
Only The Real Housewives of New York City celebrate a party by bickering and back stabbing but perhaps that’s why “The Party Is Toast.”
We break down the naked models and dirty old men in THG’s +/- recap.
Why oh why has someone let George leave Florida? It’s bad enough New York City must suffer its own Housewives. Must it endure their sleazy fathers?
Minus 20. There’s nothing cute or funny about George.
The constant sex jokes make me want to slap him and leave it to George to bring a sex toy to a White Elephant holiday party. George is tasteless bordering on crude and I’m with Carole. I
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The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: I’m U.K., You’re U.K.
10 months ago
The Real Housewives of New York City head across the pond in “I’m U.K., You’re U.K.” It has everyone feeling OK, but what about those who were left behind? We recap all of the fake accents and awkward corporate cheerleading in THG’s +/- recap!
Sonja, Luann, and Carole head off to London and you’d think after a red eye transatlantic flight everyone would be ready for a nap but not these girls.
Plus 10 because they’re here to shop and they’re not wasting a minute.
Plus 8 to Carole when she calls Luann Pumpkin Head. I couldn’t help but laugh at that. Then she brushes it off by saying that she
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The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: The Cool Girls
10 months ago
Who wouldn’t want to hang out with the cool girls? Unfortunately, not every body can and when we’re talking about The Real Housewives of New York City “The Cool Girls” can turn into the mean girls pretty quickly. We’ll recap the transformation in our THG +/- review.
Let’s start with the zen girl. Luann heads to The YinOva Center for some fertility acupuncture treatments. Plus 10 for keeping an open mind or is this just grasping at straws. When she says that she and Jacques have been trying to get pregnant for over a year my jaw dropped. How long have they been dating?
Seems like Luann
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The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Diss-Invite
10 months ago
Just when I thought this season of The Real Housewives of New York City might end up being the new housewives versus the old, “Diss-Invite” turned that fear upside down. It’s actually become all of the housewives against Ramona. Who saw that coming? So let’s recap it all in our THG +/- review.
First off, what do you think of the new housewives? When the opening conversation between Aviva and Carole consisted of what they’d eaten for breakfast…Aviva ate a hard boiled egg and Carole a sugar cookie for those who missed that fascinating tidbit…I thought about going to bed early. Minus 12. Are
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The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Say What You Mean, Just Don’t Say it Mean
11 months ago
The Real Housewives of New York City prove yet again that you can dress them up but you can’t take them out. “Say What You Mean, Just Don’t Say it Mean.” gave everyone a chance to shine. Too bad no one actually did.
We recap all of the fake smiles, fake friendships, and fake breasts in this week’s THG +/- review!
Heather, Aviva and their husbands meet up for a fancy dinner on the town to get to know one another better. That sounds civil enough. That’s until Heather breaks out with how well she knows Aviva’s ex-husband. Apparently it’s well enough that she knows he slept with both
More >The Real Housewives of New York Season 5 Preview: Are We the One Percent?
1 year ago
On June 4, Bravo will debut a new season of The Real Housewives of New York, replete with new cast members and new scripted drama!
That’s right, Jill Zarin, Alex McCord, Cindy Barshop and Kelly Bensimon are out; Carole Radziwill, Heather Thomson and Aviva Drescher are in.
But, don’t worry fans, the new ladies are just as irritating and clueless as the old ones, as evidenced by one asking in the following sneak preview: “Do you think we’re part of the one percent?”
Other lowlights include: Countess LuAnn calling out Ramona for blackmailing her; the gang getting trashed in the tropics; and
More >Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Return of The Singing Countess!
1 year ago
Was there a contest this week between The Real Housewives of New York City to see who could be the biggest b!tch? Watching it, you’d think so!
Let’s run down all the sniping, back stabbing, and name calling in THG’s +/- review:
Luann was pitching her latest music video. As if the last one wasn’t bad enough. She wanted the video to exude class and elegance, but it came off as amateurish silliness. Minus 10 for subjecting me to another song from the Countess.
Luann wanted all of the Housewives to appear in her video but not everyone wanted to play. Ramona and Luann had a sit down where
More >The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Debt Becomes Her …
1 year ago
Be it in Morocco or New York, the Real Housewives can’t stay out of trouble or each other’s business. Let’s recap their ups and downs with our +/- review!
On her return from Morocco, Ramona sets up a serious date night. Negligee, rose petals, the works but Mario leaves her waiting which gets a Minus 5.
Ramona tells him about the fortune teller. Wow, that took some guts. Of course he denies that there’s anyone else and hey, we have no proof that there is but Mario just comes off sleazy to me. Then Ramona gives him a foot massage. Did anyone else feel like she was trying too hard?
Simon
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The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Psychic Readings and Camel Woes
1 year ago
The Real Housewives of New York City are still on their Moroccan adventure and needless to say, the fireworks haven’t stopped.
Find out who made up and who simply gave up in THG’s +/- recap!
We open the episode right where we left off last week as the psychic tells Ramona that there is another woman after her husband. Suddenly everyone is speculating whether Mario is cheating on Ramona.
Kelly and Luann are tripping over one another to get the translation correct. They get a Plus 5 for trying to take their jobs seriously but Deduct 3 because their bickering over interpretation made things
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