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Kris Humphries: Drinking, Being Total Jerk Night Before Playoff Loss
He is no longer married to Kim Kardashian, but that isn’t stopping Kris Humphries from acting like an idiot.
According to Us, the Brooklyn Nets power forward partied late into the night Friday, remaining at New York City club Beauty & Essex until at least 1 a.m.
Why was this a problem? Because his team played the Chicago Bulls in Game 7 of the playoffs Saturday in Brooklyn, and went on to lose, 99-93.
Humphries was reportedly at the hotspot to celebrate his older sister’s 30th birthday, dancing and acting like… well, Kris Humphries.
“Kris was drinking champagne and stayed
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Kris Humphries’ Family: Kim Kardashian Marriage a Sham, Kris Jenner the Mastermind
Kris Humphries recently said he’s not to blame for Kim Kardashian’s miscarriage scare. Now his family is speaking out, calling their union a “sham.”
In an interview with The Sun (UK), Kris’ uncle Mike and aunt Dedria open up about the 28-year-old NBA player’s relationship with the E! starlet.
Simply put, “It was all a sham,” Dedria told the newspaper.
“My understanding of marriage is that people give it more than 72 days unless there’s abuse. If somebody had duped me and used me in front of the whole world, I would be very angry.”
As for why Kris Humphries is still fighting for
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Kris Humphries Trade: Headed to Charlotte?
Kris Humphries may be dragging out his divorce from Kim Kardashian, but the Brooklyn Nets are reportedly on the verge of splitting from the rebounding power forward.
ESPN’s Chris Broussard reports that the Nets are on the verge of dealing Humphries to the Charlotte Bobcats, receiving shooting guard Ben Gordan in return as the principal player in the deal.
Kris lost his starting job many weeks ago in Brooklyn. He’s only averaging 6 points and 6.4 rebounds per game.
With the Nets, at least, Humphries was part of a winning organization. But the Bobcats are 11-37 and own the worst
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Kris Humphries to Kim Kardashian: Annul Us!
Like a power forward who finds his way down to the post and gains solid position on his opponent… Kris Humphries is not budging.
Despite Kim Kardashian divorce demands and complaints now actually involving her unborn child – Kim says stress from Kris is threatening the fetus – a source tells People that Humphries has not changed his stance.
“Kris only wants an annulment,” an insider tells the magazibe. “He never wanted to be married more than once and he feels like she cheated him out of the chance to have a real, loving marriage.”
Indeed, Humphries continues to insist that the
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Kris Humphries on Kim Kardashian Pregnancy: Ain’t My Problem!
It’s his birthday, and he’ll whine if he wants to.
In new court documents filed Tuesday, Kris Humphries brings up the Kim Kardashian baby in the room and wonders why his wife’s pregnancy should play any factor at all in this ex-couple’s ongoing divorce battle.
Claiming his client should not be pressured to speed up the process, Marshall Waller writes:
“What is really going on here is that an ‘urgency’ in the form of an apparently unplanned pregnancy, something [Humphries] had nothing to do with, is perceived by [Kim] as an opportunity to gain a litigation advantage by trying to
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Kris Humphries Grosses Out Fan with Abundance of Sweat [Video]
Turns out, Kim Kardashian isn’t the only person who finds Kris Humphries gross these days.
Walking off the court near the end of his team’s victory over the Thunder on Wednesday, Humphries stopped to slap five with a fan in Oklahoma City…
… who immediately regretted the interaction, give the amount of sweat pouring off the power forward’s body. Watch the following video now for her HILARIOUS reaction:
Kris Humphries Sweats, Grosses Out FanStill no word from Humphries regarding the Kim Kardashian baby news, but, hey, at least Kris is back to making headlines again!
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Kris Humphries: Benched by the Nets!
Kim Kardashian is no longer the only person who thinks Kris Humphries sucks.
The Brooklyn Nets power forward, who had been a fixture in his team’s starting lineup for most of the season, was benched last night in the squad’s 95-92 win over Philadelphia.
It was the first Did Not Play – Coach’s Decision of Humphries’ Nets’ career.
“Anybody wants to start and play as much as possible, so you are obviously frustrated,” Kris told the press in response to his lack of playing time. “But it’s about more than one player.”
Avery Johnson insisted that Humphries is “healthy” and “not in
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Kris Humphries Saves the World!
On the basketball court, Kris Humphries is a rather one-dimension player. The man can rebound and that’s about it.
But it turns out this ex-husband of Kim Kardashian is extremely versatile in real life.
He can solve the Greek debt crisis. He makes amazing spaghetti sauce. Oh, and he’s about to save the world from an asteroid, per the President’s request.
Watch Kris explain his various talents in this Funny or Die video:
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Kayla Goldberg: Kris Humphries Gave Me Herpes!
A woman named Kayla Goldberg has filed a lawsuit against Kris Humphries because she claims the estranged husband of Kim Kardashian gave her Herpes.
Really, we couldn’t make up stories about this guy if we tried.
According to TMZ sources, Goldberg alleges she met Humphries at a bar in Los Angeles in August 2010. They flirted and exchanged information and later went back to Kris’ hotel room, where they reportedly engaged in many rounds of sex, including of the oral variety.
Goldberg says Humphries did not always wear a condom, nor did he inform her that he possessed the STD in question.
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It’s incredible, ridiculous and disgusting: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are STILL not divorced.
Yes, readers, these multi-millionaires continue to battle it out in court, with Humphries reportedly pressing for an annulment and attempting to prove Kardashian duped him into a doomed union; and Kim responding that her ex is simply petty and fame-hungry.
But while Team Kardashian has claimed its client has been pushing for a speedy legal split all along, an insider tells Radar that the reality star is stalling the process.
“Scheduling depositions for Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner [has]
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Myla Sinanaj on Kris Humphries: Just Friends… with Possible Benefits!
Myla Sinanaj thinks Kim Kardashian is a cruel bitch.
But the random brunette has no harsh things to say about Kris Humphries, as evidenced today when she was deposed by Kardashian’s attorney as part of that estranged’s couples ongoing divorce battle.
Insiders tell TMZ that Sinanaj testified to the following under oath:
- She never dated Humphries.
- She was never pregnant with his child.
- She has never received any money from him.
Did she ever have sex with the power forward? Myla’s lawyer, Joe Tacopina, reportedly told his client not to answer that question.
Sinanaj also said she never
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Kris Humphries Resigns with Brooklyn Nets
His personal life may be a ridiculous mess, but Kris Humphries just got his professional world in order:
ESPN reports that the ex-husband of Kim Kardashian has signed a two-year, $24 million contract with the Brooklyn Nets. The 27-year-old power forward averaged career-highs of 13.8 points and 11.0 rebounds per game with that club last season.
Does the rich new deal mean Humphries will finally relent in his divorce proceedings, signing his name on the dotted line and legally ending his relationship with Kardashian?
It doesn’t seem likely.
In the latest development surrounding that bizarre
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Myla Sinanaj on Kris Humphries: No Sex Here!
Myla Sinanaj has gone from pregnant to virginal in just over a week. Sort of.
Days after reports stated the ex-girlfriend of Kris Humphries was pregnant with the NBA player’s baby, Myla now says she was never pregnant – and never Humphries girlfriend!
“We’re just friends,” Sinanaj said today on Kidd Kraddick In The Morning, responding to a question of whether she ever had sex with Humphries by citing his legally married status and adding:
“No, I don’t do that type of thing.”
It was just a few weeks ago, of course, where Myla was supposedly threatening to expose Humphries as a liar who
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Myla Sinanaj Voicemail to Kris Humphries: "I Have Way More $h!t I Can Put Out!"
Kris Humphries’ ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj threatened to release sordid details about their relationship, according to a voicemail posted on TMZ.
Sources say after Myla and Kris’ relationship was exposed, he broke off all contact with her and she was PISSED, calling him 17 times. No response.
Irate, she began dialing up his friends too and threatening to “expose” Kris.
That’s when Myla apparently left a message, demanding that Kris stop stonewalling her and return her calls, allegedly threatening to one friend:
“If he’s going to play me like that, I have way more sh!t I can put out.”
The
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