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Jersey Shore is really limping toward its December 20 finish line at this point.
Even its most loyal devotees will concede this; it’s run out of … something.
Let’s break down the penultimate episode and The Situation’s strip show:
The Situation’s stripper name, Vito Dorado, was pretty much the highlight.
Somehow the others convince Mike to show us his moves, which he used to do for money before he became a reality star … and wow. Just wow. Minus 50.
JWoww really takes one for the team in this case. Poor, poor thing. Plus 20.
A stripping bit is “all about the storyline …More >
Nobody has the recipe or the rules for this game. That’s what Mike Sorrentino, better known as “The Situation,” had to say about his sober return to the Jersey Shore house.
Jersey boys Ronnie, Pauly D, and The Situation all stopped by Ellen for the latest publicity rounds for the last season of their reality show. About 8 months ago, The Situation checked himself into rehab for an addiction to painkillers. He’s been sober and doing very well since.
While it was a risk for him to go back to Seaside Heights so newly on the wagon, it seems his decision has only made himMore >
JWoww and Roger Mathews are engaged.
The reality star’s longtime boyfriend proposed to her last week, and it was all filmed for Jersey Shore spinoff Snooki & JWoww. Because Roger’s proposal was among the more elaborate ones you’ll ever see, though, the cat’s out of the bag.
How did it go down, exactly?
Roger Mathews popped the question to the reality star when they were skydiving, according to WetPaint, which quotes a production insider as saying:
“It happened the middle of last week during filming for season two of Snooki & JWOWW … (JWOWW) and Roger went skydiving and jumped out of aMore >
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is officially a mom.
The Jersey Shore star and her fiance, Jionni LaValle, welcomed their baby boy – 6-pound, 5-ounce Lorenzo Dominic LaValle – into the world this morning.
“The world just got another Guido!!!” a Polizzi rep told MTV, which confirmed the baby’s arrival moments ago. “Nicole, Jionni & Enzo are doing great!”
“We couldn’t be happier for Nicole and Jionni on the healthy delivery of their baby boy!” theMore >
Snooki and JWoww will not be welcome in Toms River or Point Pleasant, New Jersey, during the second season of their Jersey Shore spinoff show.
The Point Pleasant Beach Council unanimously voted against a request to tape the Snooki & JWoww there; Toms River negged a similar request.
Guess they gotta need to keep the quota of overly tanned girls with giant fake boobs saying inane things to a minimum … or at least limit the traffic.
Jersey Shore Season 6 will kick off Thursday, October 4, with a second season of popular spinoff Snooki and JWoww also reportedly picked up by MTV.
It’s hard to believe this will be the sixth season of debauchery from the ensemble that first graced our TV screens in early 2010. Brings a tear to your eye.
So much has changed since the early days, most notably Jionni LaValle getting Snooki pregnant and The Situation getting sober following a trip to rehab.
What can we expect in Jersey Shore Season 6?
Snooki, as we know, is expecting her first child and reportedly living in her own pad nextMore >
Jersey Shore’s Deena Nicole Cortese won’t face criminal charges for disorderly conduct following her arrest for acting like a drunk jackass in the middle of the day last month, however the hot mess will be forced to pay a fine.
For failing to use the sidewalk.
Deena was briefly jailed in Seaside Heights, N.J., for dancing in the streets and “slapping cars” … seriously. Her parents sprung her later that day.
A disorderly conduct charge was dropped today in court, but Deena must pay a fine after pleading guilty to what is known as a “Title 39″ instead.
That would be failure to use theMore >
How ecstatic will the denizens of Seaside Heights, N.J., be when MTV closes the book on Jersey Shore? It’s been a three-year-old melee in that town.
The latest: Ronnie Ortiz-Magro is on the receiving end of a private citizen’s complaint, brought by a man who claims Ron roughed him up in a bar.
Not sure about you, but our jaws are on the floor.
Justin Viterito accused the 26-year-old Ortiz-Magro of simple assault that resulted from a brawl at the Seaside nightclub Bamboo Bar on June 9.
According to Viterito, a friend of his “was shoved by a cast member from the show” and as he moved toMore >
Snooki has a hot new set of wheels.
The Jersey Shore star, now 6-7 months pregnant, is now riding around Seaside on a motorized scooter … for reasons unknown to humankind.
The 24-year-old was seen Tuesday in the electric three-wheeler cruisin’ down the boardwalk. It’s unclear if she’s hurt or just sort of felt like it.
Despite the recent Snooki nude pic leak, which she (presumably) had nothing to do with, the reality star has toned down her party girl ways.
Since learning she was expecting her first child with fiance Jionni LaValle, she’s nothing like the wild child who used to date thatMore >
Is the Jersey Shore cast, which just started filming Season 6, staying off the sauce to stand in solidarity with pregnant Snooki and newly-detoxed Situation?
The gang hit up a bar last night in their first outing of the summer, and while Sitch was there, he reportedly didn’t have anything to drink. Willpower, dog!
The Situation has said he was not in rehab for alcohol, but his trip to Cirque Lodge was indeed for both prescription drugs (which he admits) and alcohol.
The crazy part is that not only did The Situation (and a pregnant Snooki) abstain from alcohol, the entire cast did as well,More >
When Jersey Shore returns this summer, it’ll be a very different Situation.
Now on the road to recovery, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is opening up for the first time about his stint in rehab earlier this year in an interview.
He comes clean in the sit-down about the root of his problems.
“My addiction was prescription painkillers. At first, I thought it gave me energy, helped me,” he tells MTV. “Being in this business is not easy. I made a mistake by picking a substance over what I previously chose, which is fitness.”
Mike adds that he never had a problem with alcohol or cocaine andMore >
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is in rehab for his prescription drug problem and his former Jersey Shore co-star, Angelina Pivarnick, is not the least bit surprised.
Or particularly sympathetic, apparently.
Ange, who quit the show in each of its first two seasons (for good the second time around), slammed Sitch to the New York Post, terming him “Popeye on crack.”
“When he was on the show, he got in trouble for prescription pills,” she added, saying he’s dabbled in drugs for a while. “We were filming in a club in Miami.”
“One of the producers said, ‘Hey what was that?’ He had to give themMore >
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino says he’s getting a much-need breather, but denies (mostly) that he is in rehab for any sort of substance abuse problem.
After TMZ reported that Sitch was in rehab Tuesday, a rep for the Jersey Shore star said that he was at an undisclosed location “for much needed rest.”
The rep chalked that up to “his extensive production and appearance schedule.” Now Mike’s personally commenting on the (sorry) situation as well:
He didn’t flat out deny it, but called out TMZ for “ridiculous embellishments.”
“You can’t believe everything you hear about ‘the situation’More >
Thought Snooki’s pregnancy would derail Jersey Shore? Think again!
When Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi confirmed she’s expecting a baby, many assumed that the MTV reality series, which just wrapped its fifth season (in just over two years’ time), was kaput, officially, or at least destined to lose the Snook.
No. Season 6 is a go, with the full cast in tow. Fist-pump/head-slap!
The show will return again to the STD-friendly confines of Seaside Heights, N.J., where the gang will venture into “uncharted territory” this time around.
A press release from MTV, confirming the new season today,More >
The Jersey City, N.J., booze emporium next door to where Snooki and JWoww are filming their upcoming Jersey Shore spinoff apparently wants nothing to do with them.
So adamantly that they’re banned from the store!
In a morally commendable, financially disastrous move, the place wants Snooki to steer completely clear … even posting a sign on the door telling her to keep the hell out.
Talk about turning away a couple of potentially loyal customers.
JWoww isn’t welcome there either, so the ladies will have to find a place to buy their binge drinking supplies somewhere else. Somehow we imagineMore >