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Kris Humphries is nothing but an attention-starved liar who doesn’t care one iota about the Kim Kardashian divorce case.
So says Laura Wasser in new court documents, as Kim’s attorney claims Humphries isn’t dragging out his legal battle with her client because he actually cares about the result of their relationship.
He’s doing so to “blow the lid off reality television.”
Wasser asserts that Kris and his lawyers are looking to “expose” Keeping Up with the Kardashians as a scripted farce unless they receive a major payday.
What sort of proof does she have to back up that More >
Kris Humphries may be dragging out his divorce from Kim Kardashian, but the Brooklyn Nets are reportedly on the verge of splitting from the rebounding power forward.
ESPN’s Chris Broussard reports that the Nets are on the verge of dealing Humphries to the Charlotte Bobcats, receiving shooting guard Ben Gordan in return as the principal player in the deal.
Kris lost his starting job many weeks ago in Brooklyn. He’s only averaging 6 points and 6.4 rebounds per game.
With the Nets, at least, Humphries was part of a winning organization. But the Bobcats are 11-37 and own the worstMore >
Like a power forward who finds his way down to the post and gains solid position on his opponent… Kris Humphries is not budging.
Despite Kim Kardashian divorce demands and complaints now actually involving her unborn child – Kim says stress from Kris is threatening the fetus – a source tells People that Humphries has not changed his stance.
“Kris only wants an annulment,” an insider tells the magazibe. “He never wanted to be married more than once and he feels like she cheated him out of the chance to have a real, loving marriage.”
Indeed, Humphries continues to insist that theMore >
It is officially on between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. For real this time.
Not long after Humphries’ lawyer questioned why Kim’s pregnancy should play any role in her divorce case against his client, Kardashian has gone on the offensive against the Nets power forward.
In a declaration filed today, Kim says that Humphries isn’t simply irritating her by dragging his legal feet… he’s putting the “health and well-being of my unborn child” at risk.
This assertion follows the claim that Kardashian has been experiencing severe pregnancy pains as a result of divorce-relatedMore >
It’s his birthday, and he’ll whine if he wants to.
In new court documents filed Tuesday, Kris Humphries brings up the Kim Kardashian baby in the room and wonders why his wife’s pregnancy should play any factor at all in this ex-couple’s ongoing divorce battle.
Claiming his client should not be pressured to speed up the process, Marshall Waller writes:
“What is really going on here is that an ‘urgency’ in the form of an apparently unplanned pregnancy, something [Humphries] had nothing to do with, is perceived by [Kim] as an opportunity to gain a litigation advantage by trying toMore >
Will the Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian divorce drama ever end?
Our irritated readers are not the only ones who want an answer to this question.
According to Radar Online, the family of the Brooklyn Nets power forward would also like to remove Kim from their lives.
“Kris’ family finds the entire matter really annoying because they’re tired of the negative attention and don’t want to be tied to Kim at all anymore,” an insider alleges. “They just want it to be over.”
This is especially the case for Kaela Humphries, an aspiring model whose career may be stalling because manyMore >
Kim Kardashian is no longer the only person who thinks Kris Humphries sucks.
The Brooklyn Nets power forward, who had been a fixture in his team’s starting lineup for most of the season, was benched last night in the squad’s 95-92 win over Philadelphia.
It was the first Did Not Play – Coach’s Decision of Humphries’ Nets’ career.
“Anybody wants to start and play as much as possible, so you are obviously frustrated,” Kris told the press in response to his lack of playing time. “But it’s about more than one player.”
Avery Johnson insisted that Humphries is “healthy” and “not inMore >
On the basketball court, Kris Humphries is a rather one-dimension player. The man can rebound and that’s about it.
But it turns out this ex-husband of Kim Kardashian is extremely versatile in real life.
He can solve the Greek debt crisis. He makes amazing spaghetti sauce. Oh, and he’s about to save the world from an asteroid, per the President’s request.
Watch Kris explain his various talents in this Funny or Die video:Kris Humphries: Funny or Die
See the original post here: Kris Humphries Saves the World!
It’s been far too long since we’ve written about Kris Humphries and Myla Sinanaj.
But Hollywood Life sources say the on-again-off-again-blackmailing-occasionally couple is once again back at it, with an expensive twist:
Sinanaj has new breasts… bankrolled by Humphries!
“Kris paid for Myla’s boob job because he’s trying to turn her into Kim Kardashian,” this friend claims. “No one knows she got a boob job, but she went from a B cup to a D cup.”
See the evidence for yourself in this Myla Sinanaj bikini photo.
NOTE: No, Kris and Kim are somehow still not divorced. You can goMore >
His personal life may be a ridiculous mess, but Kris Humphries just got his professional world in order:
ESPN reports that the ex-husband of Kim Kardashian has signed a two-year, $24 million contract with the Brooklyn Nets. The 27-year-old power forward averaged career-highs of 13.8 points and 11.0 rebounds per game with that club last season.
Does the rich new deal mean Humphries will finally relent in his divorce proceedings, signing his name on the dotted line and legally ending his relationship with Kardashian?
It doesn’t seem likely.
In the latest development surrounding that bizarreMore >
Might the Myla Sinanaj and Kris Humphries love story actually have a happy ending?
Following weeks of contentious exchanges – which included Myla Sinanaj being subpoenaed to testify in her ex-boyfriend’s divorce battle with Kim Kardashian, and also threatening to sue Kris for defamation of character – TMZ now reports the busty brunette actually wants to get back together with Humphries.
She is pregnant his baby after all.
Sources tell TMZ that Sinanaj has forgone plans to sue Humphries AND agreed to sign a confidentiality agreement that forces her to keep quiet about whatever Kris toldMore >
In a sworn deposition late last month, as part of his divorce battle against Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries claimed he was always only friends with Myla Sinanaj.
But if that really was the case, it’s very clear now: they were friends with benefits… because MYLA SINANAJ IS PREGNANT!!!
TMZ insiders closely associated with the New York City hotel employee tell the site that Sinanaj is three months along and Humphries is definitely the father. Forehead, meet palm.
Sinanaj allegedly started dating Humphries in January, only Kris has denied the relationship because he’s trying to negate hisMore >
While the Kim Kardashian/Kanye West relationship may have come out of nowhere to most of the tabloid-reading public, Kris Humphries was reportedly convinced something was up between these two as far back as last summer.
How come? Because Kanye, despite being described as a “close family friend” by Kris Jenner last year, was NOT invited to Kris and Kim’s ratings-based August wedding.
According to TMZ sources, Humphries openly wondered why this was the case, expressing suspicion to Myla Sinanaj during their time as a couple earlier this year.More >
Kris Humphries’ ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj threatened to release sordid details about their relationship, according to a voicemail posted on TMZ.
Sources say after Myla and Kris’ relationship was exposed, he broke off all contact with her and she was PISSED, calling him 17 times. No response.
Irate, she began dialing up his friends too and threatening to “expose” Kris.
That’s when Myla apparently left a message, demanding that Kris stop stonewalling her and return her calls, allegedly threatening to one friend:
“If he’s going to play me like that, I have way more sh!t I can put out.”
Dear Kris Humphries: Please stop it. You’re starting to make Kim Kardashian look good.
In the latest bizarre twist to the relationship between this NBA power forward and Myla Sinanaj, Humphries has allegedly accused his ex-girlfriend of running a personal brothel out of the New York City hotel where they met.
Joe Tacopina – Sinanaj’s attorney – tells TMZ that Humphries and his legal team are determined to hide the fact that Kris and Myla dated for five months because it would damage their divorce case against Kardashian, as they attempt to milk her for as much money as possibleMore >