Television viewers awoke to two things this morning:

  1. The absolute trashing of James Franco as Oscars host.
  2. The appearance of Charlie Sheen on a pair of networks, blasting CBS, smoking and ducked questions about his drug connections.

First, Sheen gave an interview to The Today Show. In light of his status as a father of five, Sheen was asked whether he was ashamed of his behavior.

“God, no,” the actor replied. “Talk about an education!”

Charlie Sheen on Today

Should fans worry about Sheen’s health? No. He possesses “tiger blood” and “Adonis blood” and: “I’ve always had a plan and

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