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Russell Brand OWNS "Katy Perry" Heckler During Stand-Up Show
1 year ago
Russell Brand absolutely shut it down during his stand-up show in Atlantic City, N.J., just annihilating a heckler who had been taunting him about Katy Perry.
The heckler had been yelling Perry-related comments at the Borgata on Saturday, most of which went ignored by Russell, who split with Katy last winter.
But it was his yelling “God save the queen!” during a bit about the British royal family that sent the zany comic into full-scale verbal attack mode:
Russell Brand vs. Katy Perry Heckler
“What, mate?” Russell tentatively began. “I want to see what this person looks like, turn the
More >Junior Seau 911 Call: Megan Noderer, Girlfriend of NFL Great, Discovers His Suicide
1 year ago
Megan Noderer, Junior Seau’s girlfriend, called 911 shortly after discovering the future NFL Hall of Famer dead of apparent suicide Wednesday morning.
Police have ruled Junior Seau’s death a suicide after he shot himself in the chest at his Oceanside, Calif., home, a suicide, so the 911 call isn’t surprising.
It is as horrific and tragic as it gets, though. Be forewarned, as Nodereris so hysterical during the call she can hardly speak after finding Junior:
Megan tells the dispatcher that the 43-year-old athlete wasn’t breathing when she arrived and had appeared to
More >Super Bowl XLVI Commercials: How Much Did They Suck?!?
1 year ago
It’s official, isn’t it, America? The day of the funny, original Super Bowl commercial is over.
While tonight’s Giants versus Patriots game featured serious fourth quarter drama, the breaks in between the action produced… more lame naked girl teases from GoDaddy? More Polar Bears from Coca Cola? More of that E TRADE baby?
Did any spot really make you laugh? Will any stand out 24 hours from now? Yeah. We didn’t think so, either.
Review a number of the Super Bowl XLVI commercials below and prepare yourselves already for Super Bowl XLVII – by lowering your expectations.
More >Cassanova McKinzy, College Football Recruit, Spurns Clemson For Auburn Over Lack of Chick-fil-A
1 year ago
Football recruit Cassanova McKinzy proved in choosing Auburn over Clemson that picking a college is a deeply personal decision in which many factors come into play.
Like Chick-fil-A.
Yes, that’s apparently what swayed the Birmingham, Ala., linebacker after a visit to the Clemson campus in which there was no Chick-fil-A in sight. Not cool.
“[It was] the environment, and plus they had no Chick-fil-A on campus,” McKinzy said when asked why he didn’t choose Clemson. “You had to go like, probably like 15 minutes off campus to go to like a real restaurant. Their café was kind of small.”
Brutal.
More >Kyle Richards on Infidelity: Don’t Tell!
1 year ago
In her new, humbly-titled biography – “Life is Not a Reality Show: Keeping It Real With the Housewife Who Does It All” – Kyle Richards offers some scandalous advice.
Simply put, she tells husbands and wives: “If you cheat once, don’t tell. You get a free pass.”
“I’ve seen circumstances with people that I know are in love with their spouse and they made one mistake and I said – this is somebody that I know, nobody that anybody knows here, ‘Listen, if this really was a one time mistake, and you did not put this person in jeopardy,’ I personally think you should deal with it with yourself
More >Kim Kardashian on Haiti Trip: NOT About Me!
1 year ago
Kim Kardashian is denying a series of celebrity gossip reports that she attended a fashion show and spent a fortune on herself during her recent visit to Haiti.
The star took to her blog to shoot down “malicious” rumors about her trip to the Caribbean country, which was hit by a earthquake in 2010, with her mom.
She and Kris Jenner traveled there for positive PR to learn more about the charity We Advance, not for a fashion show, which has been rumored this week.
“Our mission was to learn more about [Maria Bello's] charity, We Advance,” she says, “and meet the Haitian people who have made
More >Friend on Kim Richards’ Rehab Stint: It’s Serious
1 year ago
Kim Richards has entered a treatment center and a friend makes it clear to People: the reality star needs a lot of help.
Describing Kim’s behavior leading up to the stint as “erratic,” this sources tells the magazine:
“Kim has been to rehab more than once before, but every time is a new time, and everyone just hopes this sticks and that she gets the help she needs. It’s serious.”
Among the myriad of problems facing Paris Hilton’s aunt? Despite what you saw on a recent episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim is NOT residing with her boyfriend, Ken.
“She’s basically homeless,
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