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Kris Jenner Signs Endorsement Deal to "Promote Great Sex"
Because hot love making is the first thing one thinks of when one looks at Kris Jenner…
The Kardashian matriarch has reportedly signed an endorsement deal with Zestra Essential Arousal Oils, according to Life & Style, agreeing to pitch a product that enhances the sexual pleasure of all women who rub it on their… man, this is gross.
“She’s tried it and uses it. She wants to promote great sex,” an insider says. “Zestra is an over-the-counter product clinically proven to enhance a woman’s sexual pleasure.”
Speaking of sexual pleasure, remember when Jenner’s daughter got postiviely railed
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Brad Pitt to Kids: Do Not Google Brad Pitt!
Brad Pitt is well aware that an Internet search of his name yields hundreds of millions of results – not all of them positive and many full-on ridiculous.
Heck, you can learn all about how he got Angelina Jolie pregnant, how he’s having an affair with Jennifer Aniston, and how he worried about Shiloh.
Most or all of which is untrue, of course … which brings us to this quote:
“On all the kids’ computers, we had our own names blocked,” the actor told Germany’s Bild in an interview. “They can’t Google their mom and dad.”
“I don’t want to make myself dependent on what other people
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Pink & Daughter Willow Wish Ellen Happy Birthday!
Cutest happy birthday greetings ever?
Darn close if not. Ellen DeGeneres celebrated her 54th on Thursday and to mark the big occasion, Pink sent in a video message to her friend the talk show host.
With daughter Willow in tow!
“Hi Ellen. I love you, I love you, I love you,” she said from her yard. “I wish you this year freedom, love, laughter, sleeping in late, getting lots of rest.”
From there, the singer went inside, where adorable 8-month-old daughter Willow (dad is husband Carey Hart) was waiting to say hello. Awww!
Pink Wishes Ellen Happy Birthday
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Happy 3rd Birthday, Children of Octomom!
Octomom Nadya Suleman’s octuplets turn three today.
Pray for them. Even if you’re not religious … just pray.
We’re legitimately shocked they all survived this long, looking relatively healthy to boot, her as the mom, but hey, it’s a very pleasant surprise. Eight times over.
Nadya Suleman took her octuplets out for some fun to celebrate, hitting up the Seascape Kids Fun venue in Los Angeles. Looks like a good time was had, except perhaps by the random paparazzi guy creeping in the background.
Suleman’s octuplets are Noah, Maliyah, Isaiah, Nariah, Makai, Josiah, Jeremiah and Jonah.
Her
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Camille Grammer: Not Returning for Season 3 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?
According to a new report, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills will look a bit different on season three.
Despite an all-time ratings high for this franchise on Monday night, producers are said to be axing Camille Grammer from the roster and are already on the lookout for her replacement.
“Producers are asking Lisa Vanderpump, Adrienne Maloof and Kyle Richards if any of their wealthy female friends would be interested in appearing on the show,” a Bravo insider tells Radar Online. “It’s an open secret that Camille most likely won’t be back for a third season. She came off as such a bitch
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Kate Gosselin Cruise: The Worst Idea Ever
There is a Kate Gosselin cruise. Yes, a cruise featuring Kate Gosselin herself. This summer. Offered by Royal Caribbean, which is like a major cruise line.
On August 12-19, if you are so inclined, you can set sail with Kate on a ship for between $1,900 and $3,175. A small price to pay for a brush with … wait.
The trip starts in Ft. Lauderdale, Fla., moving on to Jamaica, Cozumel, etc. Kate will be available for Q&A sessions, photo ops, crafts and cocktail parties!
Better vacation: This or a week in Pyongyang?
The hilarious thing is that Kate Gosselin, for all her good qualities (there
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Floyd Mayweather Jr. Sentencing Delayed, Boxer Free to Fight
Ah, the life of a famous person. You can pretty much admit that you beat up the mother of your children… and then make a deal with a judge that allows you to fight for millions.
Such is the case for Floyd Mayweather Jr., who was sentenced to 90 days in prison last month on a domestic violence charge, but has now successfully postponed his jail time until June. This means he’ll be free to fight in Nevada on May 5.
“We are pleased that the judge granted postponement of Floyd’s surrender date so that he can fulfill his commitment to Las Vegas to deliver his promised mega-fight and the
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Bristol Palin: Working as Receptionist in Alaska!
Bristol Palin had a great run as a D-list celebrity. But it’s over.
By choice or not, who knows. But following her appearance on the Dancing With the Stars finale, she realized life in the spotlight wasn’t all glitz and glamour.
As a result, she high-tailed it back to Alaska, where she works the reception desk at a dermatologist’s office in Anchorage and lives with son Tripp. Aww.
The turning point, Bristol tells In Touch (the official Palin family publication) came last September, when she was accosted at Saddle Ranch in Los Angeles.
After footage of the altercation went viral, Bristol
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Let it Snow: Google That and it Actually Does!
Just in time for the holidays, Google has outdone itself once again. In a Firefox or Chrome browser, all you have to do is Google “let it snow” … and it will!
Seriously, this is awesome … unless you live in the Great Plains and are already buried in massive drifts of real snow. Then it may seem a little less magical.
You should still try it. After you type “let it snow” into the search engine, you can sit back and watch it fall from the top of the browser, filling up the screen.
It’s so realistic, it even fogs up the screen as well, something millions of drivers can relate to. Fortunately,
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In the long-awaited sequel to the greatness that is Mylo the orange, rapping cat, we’ve got a music video for you … this time it’s just a dog, doing dog stuff.
The concept is similar, although instead of the hard-hitting hip hip beats preferred by Mylo, his canine counterpart relies more on laid-back crooning.
And autotune. Straight gangsta. Watch. Enjoy.
See more here: He’s Just a Dog, Doing Dog Stuff
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Vanessa Bryant Caught Kobe Cheating With Multiple Women, Source Says
Kobe Bryant’s divorce was a long time coming, according to sources close to the Los Angeles Lakers star and his soon-to-be former spouse of 10 years.
Vanessa Bryant caught Kobe with “multiple women” over the years, but his most recent transgression, which took place “very recently,” was it for her.
A close source says that for, his latest affair was the straw that broke the camel’s back, so to speak, and she decided to finally end their marriage.
Sources would not say specifically how Vanessa caught Kobe, but it was not through text messages a la Tiger Woods, Rachel Uchitel and Elin
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J.R. Martinez and Diana Gonzalez-Jones: Expecting!
J.R. Martinez capped off an incredible 2011 with a Dancing With the Stars title. How can he ever top that heading into 2012? By becoming a father, for one.
He and girlfriend Diana Gonzalez-Jones are expecting their first child!
“We found out just last week it’s a girl and we are over the moon,” the 28-year-old Iraq War veteran, actor and motivational speaker confirmed to People.
“Diana has a little baby bump now and it’s the cutest thing ever. With the holidays coming up, this is the biggest and best gift we could possibly get.”
J.R. and Diana first met when he landed a role on All My
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Whoopi Cushion: Goldberg Lets One RIP on The View
Whoopi Goldberg farted on The View hardcore today.
Seriously, there’s breaking wind and there is cutting ass.
This is the latter. It was a loud one, and there’s no hiding it. To her credit, Whoopi didn’t even try after the fart interrupted her interview with Homeland star Claire Danes, saying, “Excuse me, I think I just blew a little frog outta there!”
Seriously:
Whoopi Goldberg Farting on The View
A rep for ABC said that Whoopi Goldberg farting on The View (not for the first time, either) “was in good fun … secretly we hoped it would get posted on YouToot.”
Gotta give them credit for
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Christopher Hitchens, Famed Author, Journalist and Critic, Dead at 62
Christopher Hitchens, famed British-born author, literary critic and journalist, passed away Thursday at a hospital in Texas. He was 62 years old.
He died from pneumonia, a complication of esophageal cancer.
Vanity Fair magazine, his longtime employer, announced his death, and said simply that there would “never be another like Christopher.”
Christopher Hitchens Interview
VF editor Graydon Carter described the writer as someone “of ferocious intellect, who was as vibrant on the page as he was at the bar … Those who read him felt they knew him, and those who knew him were profoundly
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John Edwards to Rielle Hunter: Move in With Me!
Disgraced politician John Edwards has asked his mistress Rielle Hunter to move into his North Carolina home, The National Enquirer has hilariously reported.
“Rielle is considering the move,” a source close to her allegedly claims.
John, whose wife Elizabeth Edwards died nearly a year ago, lives with his children Emma Claire, 13, and Jack, 11. Rielle welcomed his love child in late 2007.
“She wants what’s best for their daughter Quinn and John’s other young children. If all of them under one roof will help the kids, it’s something Rielle will do.”
How altruistic. Rielle Hunter is nothing
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