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Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison to Enter Couples Therapy
9 months ago
Courtney Stodden is 17 and husband Doug Hutchison is 52. Clearly, these two are in need of couples therapy.
Instead, they have signed up for Couples Therapy.
TMZ confirms that the attention-starved duo will appear on the new season of this VH1 reality show, as the two have supposedly admitted there are “obvious problems in their relationship because of their age difference and the notoriety they’ve gotten because of their relationship.”
Translation: we couldn’t get our own reality show.
Courtney and Doug will join four other pairings – including Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen – on a
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Umpire Ejects Music Guy For "Three Blind Mice" Selection
9 months ago
Fans at a minor league baseball game in Florida saw the rarest of ejections Wednesday: the home team’s DJ got tossed for playing “Three Blind Mice”!
In Daytona’s contest against Fort Myers on August 1, the home plate umpire whipped around and abruptly angrily ejected the “music guy” on the spot.
The ejection was captured on video, too. Watch it below:
Umpire Ejects Daytona Cubs Music Man Derek Dye
The DJ, Derek Dye, was guilty of playing a non-lyrical rendition of “Three Blind Mice.” The umpire demanded no music or PA announcements from then on.
As the announcers reveled in the
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Oprah With No Makeup: Wigging Out on Set!
9 months ago
Having just seen Oprah Winfrey’s natural hair on the cover of O, we’ve now been treated to another photo of it, courtesy of her Twitter feed.
Oprah is also wearing no makeup in the pic, a rare sight.
“Me and all my ‘girls’ in the makeup trailer,” the fresh-faced 58-year-old wrote while displaying seven of her wigs on the set of The Butler.
Here’s Winfrey prepping to shoot her upcoming movie:
The Butler will mark Oprah’s return to the big screen for the first time as a character other than herself since 1998′s landmark Beloved.
O will play Gloria Gaines in the film, based on a White House
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Snoop Dogg: Yo, I’ll Judge American Idol!
9 months ago
Snoop Dogg wants us to now call him Snoop Lion. But might we soon be calling him an American Idol judge instead?
Okay, definitely not.
But the rapper did say in an interview today that he’d be up for taking a spot on the Season 12 panel, causing us to at least fantasize over just how hilarious such a scenario would be.
With Mariah Carey on board, and names such as Brad Paisley, Nick Jonas and Pharrell Williams being bantered about, we can’t say we’re overly excited for Idol‘s return in 2013.
But if Snoop were in the mix?!? Come on. Who would not tune in?!?
Do you want to see Snoop Dogg as
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THG Caption Contest: Olympic Torch Edition!
9 months ago
Welcome, readers, to another Olympic edition of THG’s Caption Contest!
Yesterday’s Olympic Caption Contest featured badass gymnast Alicia Sacramone. Follow the link to see who won that contest, then prepare for a new one!
This shot from before the opening ceremonies speaks for itself. At least we think it should. Given the chance to carry the torch, will.i.am … does this.
What is he thinking or saying or doing? You tell us!
Just leave comment(s) below with the best caption(s) for the photo! Go to it! We will announce a winner tomorrow. Best of luck!
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Kristen Stewart Signs on for Lie Down In Darkness
9 months ago
Kristen Stewart has found a role that won’t involve any awkward off-set drama. At least we hope.
The actress has reportedly beaten out Jennifer Lawrence for the lead in Lie Down In Darkness, a big screen version of William Styron’s 1951 novel.
Set in that same decade, the story will find Stewart portraying Peyton Loftis, a member of a dysfunctional family who becomes the target of her mother’s jealous hatred and her father’s alcoholic, incestuous lust. Ewwww.
Other movie news is a lot more awkward for Stewart these days:
She’s schedule to promote Breaking Dawn Part 2 in the fall…
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Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte Square Off For Gold: Who Won?
9 months ago
After teaming up for a pair of medal-winning relay swims this week, Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte squared off today in the 200-meter individual medley final.
The Americans were co-favorites, with Phelps having owned the event in the last two Olympics, but Lochte annihilating the field in the 400-meter IM this year.
Not surprisingly, one took gold and one silver today … but who won?
Michael Phelps! The most-decorated Olympian ever took home the gold in 1:54.27, just 0.27 off the world record and 0.04 off the Olympic record.
Ryan Lochte won the silver medal, 0.63 back.
Hungary’s Laszlo
More >Melanie Amaro Releases Debut Single: What Do You Think?
9 months ago
It’s been nearly eight months since Melanie Amaro walked away with the inaugural X Factor title in America, but the talented singer has only first come out with her debut single this week.
It’s titled “Don’t Fail Me Now,” it’s written by Livvi Franc (who is responsible for hits by such artists as Britney Spears and Kelly Clarkson) and it’s a message to Amaro’s hoofers, as these sample lyrics prove:
“I’ve paid my dues, I’ve paid the price, I’ve prayed for you almost every night. I’ve walked the longest road, so don’t fail me now, feet don’t fail me now.”
Give it a listen and then weigh
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Chick-fil-A Responds to Ed Helms Tweet, Gay Marriage Controversy
10 months ago
When it comes to its beef with actor Ed Helms, Chick-fil-A is not playing chicken.
The company has issued an immediate response to The Office star’s recent Tweet, which took Chick-fil-A to task for its President admitting he is opposed to gay marriage.
“The Chick-fil-A culture and service tradition in our restaurants is to treat every person with honor, dignity and respect – regardless of their belief, race, creed, sexual orientation or gender,” the statement reads.
“We will continue this tradition in the over 1,600 restaurants run by independent Owner/Operators. Going forward, our intent
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Ed Helms to Boycott Chick-fil-A Over Company’s Anti-Gay Marriage Stance
10 months ago
Ed Helms is hilarious in The Hangover and on The Office.
But the actor does not take the stance of Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy as a laughing matter.
In a recent interview with a Christian publication, Cathy said his company is “guilty as charged” when it comes to accusations that it is opposed to gay marriage, adding that Chick-fil-A supports the “biblical definition of the family unit.”
That is the company’s right, of course, and it’s led to Helms exercise his own right.
“Chick-Fil-A doesn’t like gay people? So lame,” Helms Tweeted yesterday. “Hate to think what they do to the gay
More >GOP Debate: Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich Spar on Foreign Policy
1 year ago
It’s hard not to see how Dr. Paul got the better of this one.
At last night’s GOP presidential debate in New Hampshire, Newt Gingrich was asked to respond to Ron Paul referring to has a Chicken Hawk in the past.
After a long-winded, largely irrelevant response by Gingrich, Paul said that description of Newt was correct, launching into his own opinions on veterans affairs.
When it comes to the power to wage war, and foreign affairs in general, Paul is unflinching in his views, even if they’re diametrically opposed to his counterparts’.
Moreover, Paul reiterated that he, despite being
More >Adam Levine on Fox News: Evil F*%king Channel!
1 year ago
Singer Adam Levine instigated a full scale Twitter war with Fox News after asking that the “evil f-cking channel” no longer play his songs last night.
It’s unclear at what point Fox featured his songs and which one(s), but he apparently didn’t take kindly to it, firing off this scathing Tweet Wednesday.
And then all social media hell broke loose.
Several of the network’s anchors, surprisingly, hit back: “Dear Adam Levine, don’t make crappy f-cking music again,” Andy Levy wrote. “Thank you.”
Redeye host Greg Gutfeld then took aim at the Maroon 5 frontman: “Why did Maroon 5 cross the road?”
More >Daniel Baldwin Swears: My Wife Tried to Kill Me!
1 year ago
Actor Daniel Baldwin has filed a declaration explaining why he recently file for divorce. Short story? His wife threatened to murder him, he says.
Daniel claims wife Joanne once came into the bedroom and said she had just watched a documentary on women who kill their husbands. Nice.
“Now I know how to do it, I understand why they did it,” she said. “You have been warned.” Daniel says their daughter heard the comment.
“Is Mommy going to kill us?” the girl reportedly asked. According to the declaration, Daniel says Joanne is “highly intoxicated in our home.”
“She screams over money,” Alec’s
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Gleeful Mini-Warbler Performs "Teenage Dream"
1 year ago
This small Warbler loves to dress up like the Glee group by that name.
Wearing his suit day and night, he also likes to perform all the songs that the Fox show’s singers croon to every Tuesday night. It’s really quite cute.
Here’s him doing the Warblers’ cover of Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream” …
Mini Warbler Singing Teenage Dream
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Al-Qaeda Magazine Hacked By MI6; Bomb-Making Instructions Replaced With Cupcake Recipes
1 year ago
Hacking. It’s not just for Blake Lively nude photos anymore!
British intelligence agency MI6 recently hacked an Al-Qaeda online magazine, replacing bomb-making instructions with a recipe for cupcakes.
Seriously, this happened.
The joint venture by MI6 and the UK’s Government Communications Headquarters had agents insert into the magazine an encrypted version of “The Best Cupcakes in America,” published by the Ellen DeGeneres Show.
Originally, the magazine had instructions on how to make pipe bombs, as well as articles by Osama bin Laden and deputy Ayman al-Zawahiri.
According to reports,
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