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Scary Movie 5 Trailer: Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in Bed Together
You know you’ve made it as an actor or actress when the only roles you can get are either playing yourself, or some facsimile of yourself, where you look straight into the camera and crack wise about what a mess your life has been.
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, you’ve made it!
Check them out in the new trailer for Scary Movie 5, which looks less like a horror spoof and more like the inside of a 10-year-old boy’s brain after he binges on reality TV and Monster Energy Drinks.
Scary Movie 5 Movie TrailerWe also saw LiLo’s InAPPropriate Comedy trailer this week, and this one has
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Puddle Jump Fail: Springtime Fun Goes Too Far
Whether you’re young or just young at heart, few feelings compare to the joy of jumping in a puddle after a spring rain … unless said puddle is several feet deep.
When a friend offered him a buck to splash around in what he believed to be a run-of-the-mill puddle, this poor guy just couldn’t resist the offer. Who could?
What looked like a puddle was more like a sinkhole, though. Watch:
Puddle Jump FailTwo questions come to mind here:
- What was going through his mind the second he plunged into that?
- Why is there no tape, sign or traffic cones around that thing?!
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Lindsay Lohan: FINED For Skipping Deposition
The legal beating just keeps on coming for Lindsay Lohan.
A judge overseeing a civil lawsuit that was filed against the actress by a photographer fined her $1,000 for failure to appear at a deposition, reports say.
Hilariously, the fine was handed down one day after her attorney asked for a continuance in the actress’ unrelated probation violation case. Why?
So she can “demonstrate her worthiness for compassion and mercy by using her present and future actions to set a glorious example,” he wrote.
All together now: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO.
In the case of the photographer, Grigor
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Charlie Sheen Pleads with Christopher Dormer: Call Me!
Charlie Sheen has recorded a video message in which he pleads with Christopher Dormer to come to his senses.
The ex-LAPD officer – who is accused of killing three people and is at the center of a man hunt throughout Los Angeles – wrote a rambling manifesto on Facebook this month in which he gushes over a variety of celebrities, including Sheen.
Dormer refers to the actor as “effin awesome.”
Now, in hopes of bringing this situation to a close, Sheen has reached out to the murder suspect and said:
“You mentioned me in your manifesto, so thank you for your kind words. I am urging
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Christopher Dormer, Suspected Killer, Gushes Over Celebrities on Facebook
Christopher Dormer, a former LAPD Officer suspected of killing three people, left a rambling manifesto on Facebook that gave shout-outs to a wide range of celebrities.
Aside from blaming other law enforcement officials for his predicament, Dormer gushes over Hillary Clinton (saying she’ll make “one hell of a president” and refers to Charlie Sheen as “effin awesome.”
He believes Kelly Clarkson and Kate Winslet are among “THE MOST beautiful women on this planet” and he simply sends congratulations to Ellen DeGeneres.
He thinks Christoph Waltz is headed for “greatness” and Tim
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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez: Back Together AGAIN?
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber just can’t quit each other.
It looks like the on/off/on/off/on/off/on/off/on/off couple may be back together, again, after Gomez was seen leaving the Bieb’s place this morning.
Walk of shame style!
In a yellow cardigan, pink sneakers and black hat, the petite brunette kept her face hidden from cameras as she piled into his car with the help of Bieber’s bodyguard.
“Selena looks like a young girl in love,” said a celebrity gossip photographer from agency X17 who identified Gomez. “Obviously he’s trying to win her back.”
“Sending her home in his
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Ashton Kutcher has taken a break from staring at Mila Kunis nude to film jOBS, a biopic based on the life of Apple founder Steve Jobs that opens on April 19.
And we’ve got your first look at the flick!
In the following clip, Kutcher’s main character argues with Josh Gad, who takes on the role of Apple cofounder, engineer and programmer (and Kathy Griffin ex!), Steve Wozniak.
Watch Kutcher and Gad argue about something called “the operating system” now:
jOBS Movie ClipjOBS also stars Dermot Mulroney, James Woods, Lukas Haas, Ron Eldard, Matthew Modine and Amanda Crew. Will you
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Lindsay Lohan: RIDICULED in Scary Movie 5!
Lindsay Lohan was absolutely destroyed in the original screenplay for Scary Movie 5, although it’s anyone’s guess what material makes the final cut.
The working script was obtained by TMZ and boy, are there a lot of jokes at Lindsay’s expense … even her buddy Charlie Sheen gets in on the act.
We start it off with them in bed making a sex tape, until she says, “Okay let’s do this quick, I got a court hearing in the morning … It’s a driving mishap thing.”
“Promise me you won’t drive,” he urges. “That’s very sweet, worrying about me behind the wheel,” she replies. “I’m worried about
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Brooke Mueller: I’m No Crackhead, Just an Exhausted, Jewelry-Making Fiend!
Friday’s apparent Brooke Mueller overdose was nothing of the sort, Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife says … she was just exhausted from a jewelry-making bonanza. Seriously.
Brooke was found unresponsive at 11 a.m. that day and her assistant called 911; Mueller was rushed to a nearby hospital and discharged a few hours later.
The assistant mentioned Brooke Mueller’s history of drug abuse when she was talking to the 911 operator, but later said, “I made a mistake … I overreacted.”
Did she? Understandably, friends and family members, including her mother, have been very worried about Brooke’s
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