Paul Ryan Shirtless Photos in High Demand: Citizens Clamor For V.P. Nominee’s Abs!
People really want to see Paul Ryan shirtless apparently.
The newly-minted 2012 Republican V.P. nominee has inspired a wave of searches for his sculpted bod, according to a hilarious new Google infographic.
Since Mitt Romney announced Ryan as his running mate on Saturday, the most popular search keywords after Paul’s name were “Vice President.”
Makes sense … but “Shirtless” was a close second:
“Wiki,” always a funny search term in that one could simply go on Wikipedia and type in his name, was third, followed by “Budget” coming in fourth.
The 42-year-old Congressman, who’s married and has three kids with Janna Ryan, is certainly younger and better looking than most people in politics.
He’s also “fierce” about working out and goes to the U.S. House gym at the crack of dawn every morning. Paul surely has an impressive six pack.
Good luck finding pictures of it online, though.
No authentic photos of Ryan’s already legendary abs or chest can actually be found using Google … we looked. If you can prove us wrong, do tell.
Better yet, if you have your own, send those in! The American people demand to know … about entitlement reform and balancing the federal budget.
And Paul Ryan shirtless. Make it so, Internet. Make it so.