TLC aired another episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo last night and, don’t worry, we watched it so you would not have to.
And we’ve once again jotted down the best/worst/most nauseating quotes from an installment that found the show’s six-year old star trying to speak Spanish…
“She feel like she gotta pee and s— at the same time.” – Mama explaining Chickadee’s labor pains.
“What does it look like I’m doing? Getting my finger stuck in my pussy?” – Mama giving Sugar Bear some lip.
“I kind of want to go spend time by myself.” – Honey Boo Boo in mourning over Glitzy Pig.
“You better redneckognize!” – Honey Boo Boo to the cameraman.
“You got to wear this to bed tonight. That is smexy.” – Mama to a Santa suit-wearing Sugar Bear.
“The thing I love about Glitzy is that she loves me.” – Honey Boo Boo on her pig.
“I smell like a bowl of oyster stew so I gotta get clean.” – Sugar Bear on why he must shower.
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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Quote Recap: Speaking Spanish, Smelling Like Oyster Stew