Denver Nuggets’ Ty Lawson seeks Kim Kardashian booty call for on court success
[HMG] – When the LA Lakers rolled over the Boston Celtics to win their fifth championship in just over a decade, other players think they spied the secret – Now the Denver Nuggets’ Point Guard, Ty Lawson wants Kim Kardashian to join him for…practice.
The 22-year old rookie took to his Twitter account yesterday and posted his new master plan;
“I heard if you hit a Kardashian you win a championship. Kim K – holla me! I need ya for 17-minutes.”
Fans became rightly concerned that Ty had just lost his mind, but he soon reassured them that;
“I’ll take one for the team, LOL!”
You can see where he might get the idea that such a risky indulgence could be good for the team – Kim had a long romantic connection with Reggie Bush, whose New Orleans Saints then won the Super Bowl. And on September 27 her sister Khloe allegedly married Lakers forward, Lamar Odom.
And Ty is right up to date with Kim’s love life – His tweets even referenced the rumor that Kim is now dating 25-year old Dallas Cowboys’ wide receiver, Miles Austin. There are no photos or ‘friends” to support the story, but Ty is convinced;
“If Austin Miles or whatever his name is wins a chip next year… This thing is amazing.” he tweeted.
Sometime last night Ty’s phone was stolen and persons unknown have since abused his account. But Ty is now back in charge and it remains to be seen how he’ll address these unhealthy beliefs about Kim from here on…
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Denver Nuggets’ Ty Lawson seeks Kim Kardashian booty call for on court success